Hey K9, get your hoipa butt over here!!!!!

[fuzzy510]

In the immortal words of Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot, YOU DIE NOW!!!!!

 

[dw51688]

uhhhhh, yeah.

[me]slowly backs away[/me]

Smile politely! Never lose eye contact and no sudden aggressions.

 

[K9Archmage]

What? I INVENTED COMMUNISM! And thallid ice cream man invented tommy the commi coffee pot. You, YOU PLAGURIST! What? You don't like my coffe? YOU DIE NOW!
Dedooshka Lenin doomaiit shto ya dolshin teba oobeet.!

HOipa

 

[Landkiller]

Hey, how can I purchase a donkey?

 

[fuzzy510]

Thallid and I co-created Tommy! Soon, we will be posting a script. And Landkiller, why would you want a donkey? Why would ANYBODY want a donkey????

 

[nodnarb24]

Rats are by far better then those lame donkeys. Rats can give very interesting diseases, i.e. the plague, while donkeys can only give you fleas.

 

[Teferi]

Badgers are better than rats and donkeys together.

lovable little badgers

[me] is once more mual to death by a disgruntled badger[/me]

i'm not dead yet, i feel fine

onlooker:"he's getting up"

[me] looked like he would recover but then was struck down in his prime..one day before he retired from the police force..[/me]

 

[Soldier]

::The Marines enter the battlefield...::

Cover me, Cover me....

Lay Suppresion Fire, we're gonna take the hill!

Move out!

I need Cover...

::Soldier is shot to death::

 

[Teferi]

uh soldier...what on earth are you talking about?

 

[Multani]

He's using military terms and tactics.

[me]repositions his elf army's left flank and promptly swarms Teferi.[/me]

 

[K9Archmage]

Attention all customers, we are now having a sale on all liquid donkeys and demented weasels.

Liquid Donkeys: They can fit throught the tiniest crack.
Demented Weasels: Ummm. The chew on your legs.

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

[me] is brutally killed by Multani's elves[/me]

 

[K9Archmage]

*Teferi's skeletion is brutally gnawed upon by demented weasels(only $50!)

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

[me]'s body is donated to science[/me]

Weasels? Badgers are so much cooler

 

[K9Archmage]

[me]'s donkeys dress up as scientists and perform unusual expirements on teferi.He was turned into a badger with a human head.[/me]

hehehheheh.So you like badgers?

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

since i'm a planeswalker i reform my body and phase in a nuclear weapon and detanate it...before it resolves i phase out

*nuke resolves killing everyone

[me]phases back in[/me]

yep K9 i like badger's

 

[K9Archmage]

[me] is reincarnated as an uzi, and fills teferi with lead.[/me]
OHMYGOD! I killed teferi! i'm a bastard!

Hoipa

 

[Teferi]

ALL RIGHT I GET THE POINT K9!!!

[me] turns K9 into a sheep, weasel or wolf what ever he perfers

 

[K9Archmage]

[me](as a sheep) uses teferi as a trampoline. Teferi soon cracks in half[/me]

OHMYGOD! I killed Teferi! I'm a bastard! BAAAAHHHH!

 

[Teferi]

sheep huh? good choice

[me] reforms his body and goes and buys a trampoline for K9 [/me]

Merry Christmas