You see, when you mentioned the source of your name, I was so skeptical that I denied the possibility that you were telling the truth. However, after talking to the person who I accused you of being, Seva, on AIM today, he also denied involvement with you. At that point I searched for "Chernobyl Hamster" and found that I got hits. This is because "Chernobyl Hamster"
is actually a song by an actual band called "Nuclear Rabbit." This is of course perfectly obvious to you, but to me it is a rude awakening.
I humbly apologize for associating you with K9Archmage (who left the site in February). I merely hope that my idiocy has not driven you away from this site permanently. He was, however, obsessed with hamsters, and is Ukranian, which would make him a prime target for references to Chernobyl, in which he revels (despite the fact that Chernobyl is actually somewhere else in Russia, I think, but oh well).
No, I don't do this to all new members. In addition, to be fair, fuzzy510 only thought the same about you because I told him my perception of the truth, and of course he had not heard of "Nuclear Rabbit."
In that case, if you are not thoroughly traumatized, Qelcome! This I
do say to all new members, instead of Welcome!, because the use of the letter "q" makes me seem suave and debonair, with plenty of savoir-faire!
By the way, 666 posts. Hopefully this should indicate how evil I am.