Hello

Discussion in 'New & Returning Members' started by Chernobyl Hamster, Apr 11, 2001.

  1. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    Yup, i think i'll fit in JUUUUST fine here.
  2. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Seva, why did you sign in again?
  3. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

  4. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Welcome!

    Yes, you do sound like you will blend in perfectly like the rest of the straighjacket-clad mental patients! Just don't feed them too much uranium - they've mutated enough already...
  5. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Aaaaaahhhhhh Nuclear energy. Just the thought of my DNA compositin breaking up, increasing cellular mutations within my body is enough to make me.........Hungry.


    mmmmmmmmm..........a hamster. Here little hamster, I'm not gonna ear....er....a....hurt you. he he he.


    Daggertooth
  6. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...welcome...and enjoy your stayin'...

    :D
  7. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Sorry for not being subtle, but Chernobyl Hamster is K9Archmage.

    I am sure of this because in school another guy called him a hamster from Chernobyl or something.

    That must be why he's so sure he'll fit in.

    Sorry, Seva.
  8. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    (Dementia attempts to hit Chernobyl Hamster over his tiny little head with his trusty steel chair but all the radiation melts the chair like an ice cube on a frying pan)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn you you furry butthole:mad:

    (Dementia sits down and glares at Chernobyl Hamster hatefully)

    Welcome:D(you furry little butthole)

    Dementia
    CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Welcome! (if you're really a new member)

    Shame on you (if what TICM says is true)
  10. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    AHH! What's wrong with you! Since you probably don't know, Chernobyl Hamster is a song created by the band "nuclear rabbit". I'm totally not kidding. If you don't believe me, you can search for the song on napster. I just picked the name because the song is really messed up and funny.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Hmm, a new member with "potential". Here's you room key, located conviently next to the septic tank. And here's your key to the secret spa.




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    Potential? Nuclear potential? WHat type of potential? your not thinking of sticking probes up my *** and drawing nuclear energy from me are you?
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac puts on a trenchcoat and shades and speaks very calmly.*

    Allow me to explain. You are communicating with the one named Ransac, but everybody calls me...........Ransac. I have sort of become "famous" on this site for my off-topic-like behavior. Whenever any new member comes on with these same qualities, I post on their New Member thread. You have potential in being very Off-topic. Use this potential. Maybe later I will teach you about......the Matrix.

    Okay, enough of this Morpheus crap. WATCH ME DO THIS!!!!!


    *Ransac wears three ribbons of different colors and walks aroound on his pubic hair. Then, 3 midgets and a baby beat him up and take his porn money.*



    DAMN YOU MIDGETS!!!!!



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    *Chernobyl Hamster takes some elmer's glue, and stick's the midgets to Ransac's back*
    HAHAHHA! That's elmer's glue! It's invisible once it dries, so everyone will think that you are siamese quadruplets!
    *Chernobyl Hamster blows up*
    really, i should watch my blood pressure
  15. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Seva, how dare you! You reregister and take the name of the greatest character in Electronic Gaming Monthly's Hsu and Chan comic strip!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!
  16. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!! I'M NOT SEVA and i am not K9archmage!
  17. Daggertooth The Rune Master

    Don't worry about ol fuzzball over there. He's a bit hyperactive and gets mad at every little thing.

    I even had a bit of a bout with him when he accused me of being a reregistered Lurker. You shood have seen it, all angry faces and caps.

    Take it with a grain a salt. He's crazy, that one is. :D


    Daggertooth
  18. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    You see, when you mentioned the source of your name, I was so skeptical that I denied the possibility that you were telling the truth. However, after talking to the person who I accused you of being, Seva, on AIM today, he also denied involvement with you. At that point I searched for "Chernobyl Hamster" and found that I got hits. This is because "Chernobyl Hamster" is actually a song by an actual band called "Nuclear Rabbit." This is of course perfectly obvious to you, but to me it is a rude awakening.

    I humbly apologize for associating you with K9Archmage (who left the site in February). I merely hope that my idiocy has not driven you away from this site permanently. He was, however, obsessed with hamsters, and is Ukranian, which would make him a prime target for references to Chernobyl, in which he revels (despite the fact that Chernobyl is actually somewhere else in Russia, I think, but oh well).

    No, I don't do this to all new members. In addition, to be fair, fuzzy510 only thought the same about you because I told him my perception of the truth, and of course he had not heard of "Nuclear Rabbit."

    In that case, if you are not thoroughly traumatized, Qelcome! This I do say to all new members, instead of Welcome!, because the use of the letter "q" makes me seem suave and debonair, with plenty of savoir-faire! :D

    By the way, 666 posts. Hopefully this should indicate how evil I am. :mad:
  19. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    You don't say that to all the new people. And what's all this mix-up? I decided to come here after talking to TICM on instant messenger.You really shouldn't jump to conclusions.
  20. Chernobyl Hamster New Member

    umm... so... YOUR k9archamge. you have some pretty weird friends.

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