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Photon Eater

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Hello!

I just found this site, and I'm very excited to see someplace dedicated to casual play! Glad to be here!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome!!!!!

Alright, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, stragetically located next to Oversoul's outhouse, your complimentary unwashed nun habit, an invitation to poke fuzzy510 (expired), and a key to the administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi....... or at least it was until Zadok001 stole all of it..... greedy bastard.

Enjoy and Welcome!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Photon Eater

Guest
Midget porn, you say?

You'll find I have no need for such things, as I film my own in the super-secret sex dungeon underneath my double-super-secret (and highly illegal, I might add) midget labor camp in my basement.
 
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Limited

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Midget Labor Camps are so passee..

Good to have you onboard Photon Eater. Quick, post a (favorite) decklist!
 
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Photon Eater

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Decklist, eh?

Well, here's my most accomplished deck, in it's current form

The Ascetic
Plains x 21
Soul Warden x 4
Auriok Champion x 3
Mother of Runes x 3
Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker x 2
Pristine Angel x 2
Otherworldly Journey x 4
Bathe in Light x 4
Reciprocate x 4
Disenchant x 2
Serra's Blessing x 2
Glorious Anthem x 2
Concerted Effort x 2
Well of Lost Dreams x 3
Isochron Scepter x 2

That's my signature deck, I began construction on it about 18 months ago, and I've been playing it since. Anyway, does that work for you, or should I have posted it in another forum?
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Welcome.....
2 deck lists already? Man, you are off to a great start, hope you enjoy this little community.

BTW - just ignore the trolls..... hehe
 
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Photon Eater

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Thanks, but- what trolls?

Should I post The Ascetic in the Decks forum?

And also, I might as well ask- aside from MTG, what other sort of conversations go on here? That is to say, what is it you all do around here?
 
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Photon Eater said:
should I have posted it in another forum?
Well, I asked for it here didn't I? :)

Seems nasty all right; a mono-white control deck. Seems a bit light on creatures, but that probably what the all the protect-spells are for..

And, Pristine Angel + Concerted Effort is always funny..
 
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Photon Eater said:
Thanks, but- what trolls?
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Photon Eater said:
And also, I might as well ask- aside from MTG, what other sort of conversations go on here? That is to say, what is it you all do around here?
Me, I am mostly here for the occasional forum game - check the 'Games run by CPA' thread..
And what do you mean, 'aside from MTG'. Is there anything else? :D
 
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Photon Eater

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And, Pristine Angel + Concerted Effort is always funny..
Oh my God, you have no idea! I remember the first time I dropped that one down.

Me: Okay, so... Pristine Angel is untapped, so now all my creatures gain protection from everything and flying. Even Pristine Angel.
Opponent: What do you mean "even Pristine Angel?" Didn't she have it already?
Me: Yeah, she did. But now she has it twice. Once for being untapped, and once for the Effort.
Opponent: So does that mean she can tap to attack and still stay protected?
Me: *tap, attack* Sure does.
Opponent: :(

But anyway, I gloat.

What sort of forum games are played, exactly?
 
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EricBess

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Best way to explain what goes on around here is to tell you to look around. Here's the 5-minute "guided tour"...

The only thing that really links us around here is that we all like to play Magic. And by that, I mean that we all like to enjoy playing the game of Magic. And by that, I mean that we all are of the opinion (and we all have lots of opinions) that there are a lot of people out there playing Magic that aren't enjoying the game. And by that, I mean that they aren't winning...And by that, what I mean is that most people here don't care about winning as much as we care about playing (though we do like to win - don't get me wrong).

You will also find that different people hang out in different areas.

Decks - There is a reasonably active set of guys who like to talk about deck ideas. It is very rare that any of these decks are going to win any pro tours in the near future, but you can bet most of them are fun to play. And stories about great plays are always fun.

Rules - We have a few resident judges. I myself am a level 3 (though that unfortunately may have to lapse since it's hard to get to tournaments to judge where I live now :() and there are a few other guys who's rules knowledge is probably just as good as mine.

CPA Stuff - Sort of our version of the kinds of stuff WotC likes to put on their website. Polls and deck building, etc. Usually gets a lot of attention for new sets coming out here too.

New Members - Not exactly a lot of activity, but we lose a few people every once in a while to "life", so it's nice to see fresh faces. Welcome.

Classic Questions - If we didn't have this, you would be amazed how often the same questions would be asked in other places. We just like repeating ourselves. If we didn't have...nevermind.

Other Stuff -

"Current Events" is where political stuff happens. Every once in a while, something sparks and we talk about it. If you really want to get to know "who's who" around here, go read some of the back-log in this forum. Just keep in mind that this is the only place we are completely serious around here. As such, you have to remember that we all try to respect each other dispite differences of opinion.

"Off Topic" is a catch-all for anything that doesn't fit somewhere else. If you watch Survivor or The Amazing Race, for example, we would love for you to chime in. There are also a couple of "game threads" that have been going on for a very long time.

Which brings us to "Games run by CPA Members" - Currently, we have a Beyond Balderdash game going on (feel free to jump in at the start of any question) and a game of Werewolf going. In addition, there are at least 2 RPGs going on and a few games of Magic.

Best way to figure it all out is just to check out anything that you think you are interested in. If you have any questions, start up a new thread and ask...just be ready for an onslaught of responses.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Just going to add onto EricBess's description of Off-Topic: WE ACT CRAZY THERE WOO-HOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also there is the Battle Arena forum. Everyone once in a while, some member like to exchange heat-words (flame) with each other. Mud-Slinging goes in this forum. Also, some members will start up some "battles" just for the oink of it!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Photon Eater said:
What sort of forum games are played, exactly?
Here, we play Beyond Balderdash (brief explanation here), Werewolf, some RPG stuff and of course some Magic (we usually play Magic by just keeping track of your own library and posting your plays, so you don't have to wait for someone else for each of your draws).

Wanna play a game?
 
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Limited

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Sure. So, what do you want to play?
Ravnica Block, or Highlander Tribal, or just Tribal or just some old favorite?
 
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Photon Eater

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Hmm, I don't know. Since my RW deck is still somewhat new, I'm sort of anxious to play it. It's all standard legal, though.
 
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