Happy (early) 4th of July everyone!


Nothing Special
When I was leaving work yesterday, one of my coworkers said "Don't drink too much and don't blow too much stuff up." I replied by asking how one could possibly drink too much or blow up too much stuff on the 4th of July. There are no limits on those two things on this particular holiday. So he amended his well-wishes by saying "Don't lose any fingers." Now that there is advice that everyone can appreciate.


CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant
Staff member
Man, had to wait an hour before we could leave after the fireworks from the place we decided to go to. Have to try to choose a "less-crowded" area or some secret place that's good to see fireworks (live) but easy to get out of because no one else is there...