[me] pulls out a horn from his breechcloth and puts it to his lips[/me]
BWWWAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bwaaaaaaaaaa bwaaaaaa pa PA PAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
or, as some would say, dun dun dun duun duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuuh!
[me] discards horn to his breechcloth[/me]
WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!