Fun with Keldons!

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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Who wants to have some fun with Magic's only race of hilariously berserk human warriors?

Searing Blast
R
Instant
Kicker: Sacrifice two mountains
Searing blast deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
If you paid the kicker cost, Searing Blast instead deals 4 damage to target creature or player and cannot be countered.
"Now, DIE this time."

Smoldering Earth
1RRR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature without Haste attacks, destroy that creature.
Only the swift can cross this land.

Keldon Doyen
2RRR
Creature - Human
First Strike, Haste.
When Keldon Doyen comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on Keldon Doyen for each Human in play.
3/2

Krieg, Keldon Grand Doyen
RRRRR
Creature - Human Legend
First Strike, Trample, Haste, Protection from White, Protection from Blue.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Krieg.
Krieg has power and toughness each equal to target opponents's life total.
*/*
"KELD!" - Battle cry of Krieg, Emperor of Keld

Keldon Grunt
RR
Creature - Human
First Strike, Haste
2/1
Best way to deal with them is to just step aside.

Keldon Scout
R
Creature - Human
Sacrfice Keldon Scout: destroy target tapped basic land.
1/1
Scouting for a Keldon has nothing to do with information.

Crimson Guard
1RRR
Creature - Human
Protection from White.
Damage dealt by Crimson Guard is considered colorless damage.
Crimson Guard can block creatures with Protection from Red.
3/3
Nothing withstands the furious slashes of their blades

Keldon Pillagers
1RR
Creature - Human
XRRR: Gain control of target artifact with casting cost X or less.
2/2
"Dibs!"

Seething Anger
RR
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +10/+10 and First Strike. If at any time opponent controls no white creatures, sacrifice Seething Anger.
Keldons are like bulls in that they react to seeing red, such as the spilled blood of a Jamuraan foe.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Searing Blast: Not bad, Kicker gives it a nice twist, still prefer Shock.

Smoldering Earth: One word. BROKEN.

Keldon Doyen: Not bad, probably won't get many counters.

Krieg, Keldon Grand Doyen: "OK, you don't counter? I win!!!"

Keldon Grunt: Not bad at all, might be popular.

Keldon Scout: Should cost 2R, I think.

Crimson Guard: Whoa! Can block creatures with Protection from Red? Good...!

Keldon Pillagers: Ability isn't all that good, unless you're playing a Lotus freak...

Seething Anger: Despite Creature condition, still broken. +10/+10 enchantment?? RR??? Yikes.
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
I'm thinking of the following changes so far:

Krieg, Keldon Grand Doyen
RRRRR
Creature - Human Legend
First Strike, Haste, cannot be the target of blue or white spells.
Krieg has power and toughness each equal to target opponents's life total.
*/*
"KELD!" - Battle cry of Krieg, Emperor of Keld

Other than that, Krieg tends to be a Ball Lightning on steroids, and is almost guaranteed now to die after one attack.

Keldon Pillagers
1RR
Creature - Human
XR: Gain control of target artifact with casting cost X or less.
2/2
"Dibs!"

Is the ability better now?

Smoldering Earth
1RRR
Enchantment
Whenever a creature without Flying or Haste attacks, Smoldering Earth deals 5 damage to that creature.
Only the swift can cross this land.

Is this any better? The idea is to destroy anything that's too slow or too weak to cross the hot ground ;)
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
keldon human 0
summon human

when keldon human comes into play, tap a swamp or mountain you control.
Keldon human phases out once every 3 turns in order to go to the bathroom.
1/2
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Krieg is still broken, actually, even more broken.

You see, if the opponent has no creatures, now it's RRRRR for "You win the game." See what I mean?
 
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Teferi

Guest
i though keldon's creature type was either barbarian or soilder...o well, cool cards anyway
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Yeah, but I got thinking about it and realized that it made no sense to have professions as creature types. I mean come on, Engineered Plague for Soldiers? Since when does a plague target a soldier of a race but not, say, clerics of the same race?

By the way, how did Krieg get more broken?
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I WAS RIGHT!!!!!! THERE WAS A CARD CALLED SEETHING ANGER IN STRONGHOLD!!!!!!!!! Here it is


Seething Anger
Sorcery
R
Buyback 3
Target creature gains +3/+0 until end of turn


THAT'S the REAL Seething Anger.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Actually, come to think of it. There was a card with my name, well almost. Here it is, from Stronghold.

Ransack
Sorcery
3U
Look at the top five cards of target player's library. Put any number of those cards on the bottom of that library in any order and the rest on the top of the library in any order.


Pretty spiffy. Kind of like a big opt.

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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