Destroy target player

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by MrXarvox, Nov 25, 2000.

  1. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Pains of Mortality BBB
    Sorcery
    Play only if your graveyard contains 5 or less cards.
    Destroy target player if their graveyard contains 20 cards or more.


    Pains of Ignorance UUU
    Sorcery
    Play only if your hand contains more than 4 cards.
    Destroy target player if they have no cards in hand.


    Pains of Artificiality GGG
    Sorcery
    Play only if you control 2 or more basic lands.
    Destroy target player if they control no basic lands.


    Pains of Disbelief WWW
    Sorcery
    Play only if your life total is 20 or more.
    Destroy target player if their life total is 6 or less.


    Pains of Liability RRR
    Sorcery
    Play only if you control no creatures.
    Destroy target player if their life total is less than the total number of creatures they control.




    Basically, if you are better than your opponent to a certain degree (and from your color's point of view), you get to kill them right out. Evil, eh?
  2. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    First off, destroy target player sounds wrong. Change it to target player loses the game or some such thing. Ignorance and Artificiality are both impossibly overpowered.
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    CE: The point (I think) of the cards was to make it so you can KILL the opposing player.
  4. Griffion2000 New Member

    kill kill Kill Kill KIll KIll KILl KILl KILL KILL :D

    Vampiric Bite
    2BB
    Sorcery
    Suck X tablespoons of target players' blood, gain X life

    Paper Cuts
    4
    Artifact Creature
    Whenever Paper Cuts deals combat damage to defending player, cut target player with target paper

    EVIL!!!!!!! ;)
  5. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    paper cuts needs P/T. How about a 2/3
  6. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    happy hamster 7
    artifact creature

    tap: if you have a happy hamster, then throw it onto target player. that player loses the game if the hamster is no longer happy.

    3/3

    Hoipa
  7. MrXarvox The Prettiest Man Alive

    Ascension 6GGWWRR
    Sorcery
    When cast, shock all opponents to death with a tazer, pour rainwater on them, and toss them off of a cliff. You win the game and gain flying.
    "Just you wait... Just you friggin' wait!"
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    How about...


    Turtle Water
    WWUUBBRRGG
    Sorcery
    You win the game, period. That's it. Pack your bags and kick target player in the nuts.



    Ransac, CPA garbage man
  9. ErinPuff Token Female

    ..what if target player doesn't *have* nuts? :D
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Sorry. forgot that women now play this game, instead of the normal room full of loser guys.


    Errata: If target player has no "nuts", a kick in the rear is sufficient.



    Ransac, the non-sexist pig
  11. Griffion2000 New Member

    Ok, paper cuts is now a 2/3...

    Bad Breath
    BB
    Enchantment
    B, T: Breeth in target players face, if that player can't stand it, he/she takes 3 damage

    Ass Breath
    1BB
    Enchantment
    1B, T: Fart in target players face, if that player can't stand it, he/she takes 6 damage

    Underarm
    UUB
    Instant
    Counter target spell. Rub your underarm in target players face, that player takes 5 damage

    I'm sorry if these may be rude, but my little brother is around, and...... ;)

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