"Tsseuuuooooooooo!"
ElGato begins flailing his arms randomly, coming no where close to hitting the nijas. Naturally, they fall back, crying in pain and shouting jibberish.
"Pinkey Poke of Pain!!!'
The Maul Lord pokes Bane with his Pinkey, which really doesn't do anything.
ElGato-Okay, this Ninja thing is starting to suck
Bane-Agreed
ElGato claps his hands, and the dojo blows up, leaving the contestants in the arena, even though they were a bit crisp.
The Maul Lord grabs Bane, but suddenly a rift in reality opens, and and a horrible, many armed, fanged beast walks out.
The Beast-Hi! I'm Trevor!
Trevor snarled and grabbed the two fighters and pulled them through time.
They land in a large Colosseum. ElGato in dressed in hard leather armor, complete with helmet and chain mail kilt. In his hands are a dagger and a long length of black chain, ending in a spiked weight. Bane is similarly dressed with a morning star in his hands.
A voice calls from over a loud speaker
"Volrafis Banicus, Catis Arelious, you are commanded to fight for our amusement!"
ElGato- Yeah, that does sound fun
Bane-Wheee! Death Fight
ElGato circled Bane, whirling the chain over his head and twirling the dagger between his fingers, wating for bane to make his move.