Blink 182 Song Parody I made at phyrexia.com.

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Hawaiian mage

Guest
I never thought... I'd be Extortioned.
I tapped out for Soothsaying, who'd have known?
He took my Bribery, and Assembly Hall.
He found out I didn't have a counterspell at all.
I cast a Tim, He Vendetta'ed
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I only drew islands for the next 5 turns.
You'll be sorry when I get my Misdirection.

I never conquered, it rarely came.
Cuasual just held such better days.
Days when I still felt alive.
When we could actually cast The Hive.

The match was over, to late to try.
He beet me hard and didn't let me survive.
I couldn't wait till I got home
To play some games in my room alone.

I never thought tournys would make me feel so alone
Another six months I'll still be unknown.
Kill all the fun with all my friends.
I'll never play for fun again.
I'll beet you all, play Ponza.
Remember the time I played an Abduction
On a Sleeper Agent, enchanted with Treacherous Link,
Then we all died from Prosperity.

I never conquered, it rarely came.
But tomorrow holds much better games.
Games were I can cast a Vitalize.
When I can't wait to play my hive.

The games are wide, the time goes by.
The tournement games 'er over, I've survived.
I can't wait till my next game,
When I play an islandwalk deck with Phantasmal Terrain.
 
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Jaws10387

Guest
This thing is funny! :p
I'm guessing that its a parody of Adam's Song. Am I right?
 
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Volradon

Guest
Nice, i always wanted to make a parody in a magic theme but its too frequin hard.
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
I don't think their hard to make. I just do one whenever I hear the weeks top song to many times. All I really do is change 1 or 2 words in each line. Always turns out good inthe end though.
 
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TheDevil565

Guest
It's a good attempt at a song, but you really need to keep the number of syllables the same each line or it'll be impossible to sing. I've seen (or is it heard.....ah screw it) better.
 
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