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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Welcome!!!!!

Okay, let's cut to the chase. I'm taking over my old job of handing out living arrangements to new members. Here's the key to your room, strategically located next to Oversoul's City of Brass. Also, here's your complimentary towel, your invitation (expired) to poke fuzzy510, and your key to the CPA spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain.

Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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orgg

Guest
Zadok took everything that was under the drain when he left, Ransac, including the ball of collected hair that you had been saving.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(yada yada yada)OOOOOoooo............

Well, I'll just have to restock it with some of the monkey fetish porn from my presidential campaign.

Damn that Zadok................that OINK.


:D

Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Ransac said:
Here's the key to your room, strategically located next to Oversoul's City of Brass.
Perpetually flying toward Spiderman at high speed? Come on, Ransac, give the newcomer a better room than that one... :rolleyes:
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Oversoul, we have a shortage of rooms, right now. It was either that or the room located next to Theorgg's dirty breechcloth's.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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orgg

Guest
The ones that were ten sizes too tight?

Or the ones covered in BBQ sauce?
 
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theorgg

Guest
Oh. Those arn't there anymore. Remember the Chopped Steak, Lasagna and sveedish meatballs in the cafeteria? That took care of them.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Since when did we get in new towels Ransac?!

*checks to see that all the towels he stole are safely in his room*
 
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