Best card ever

[maraud234]

Planeswalker's victory
Sorcery
2BR
R

When played, the controller of Planeswalker's victory automatically wins the game.


To bad a card like this will never be printed, oh well.

 

[RabidKimba]

What do you mean something "like this" won't be printed?? We have ... uuh... Coalition Victory. It's more or less the same. Sorta.

 

[maraud234]

in a distant cousin sort of way

 

[RabidKimba]

Or a brain-dead half-brother.

 

[maraud234]

or even my real brother, which is about the same as a braindead half-brother

 

[fuzzy510]

This is the best card ever:

Lucky B**** 0
Instant

Lucky B**** counts as a red spell.
Lucky B**** cannot be countered.
You win the game.

Of course, yours is more realistic......

 

[maraud234]

I personally don't think mine is all that realistic, but if it had an outrageous mana cost, it could be possible.

 

[Ransac]

How about my personal favorite?


Angry Mom
Instant
W

Target player goes home.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[fuzzy510]

Spidey, you had to edit my post! It flows better. Oh well. I'll edit and censor it.

 

[fuzzy510]

That post is gonna get deleted, ain't it?

 

[maraud234]

HOw about this card?

Table Leg
R
0
Instant

Target opponent loses consiousness

 

[Dementia]

0
I Win!
Instant
You win the game
I Win! cannot be countered
If you discard I Win! you win the game
If I Win! is reomoved from the game you win the game
You my play with as many copies of I Win! in your deck as you wish
Good game!

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Errata for I Win!: Cards in other players' decks are restricted.

 

[RabidKimba]

What if someone plays Meddling Pikula naming "I Win"? There needs to be eratta for that, too. Possibly:
When ~ is in your hand, if a card prevents you from playing ~, you may reveal ~, smack your opponent for trying to do that to you, and win the game. :-]

 

[maraud234]

A counter to such a card would be....

Sore Loser
R
0
Instant

Kicker 2
When played the controller of Sore Loser gets to whine and complain. If you paid the kicker cost, you can also kick the winner in the gonads.

 

[Prince RXI]

Endless Whinning!!!!!
0
Common
Instant

Counts as a green spell
if it is put into the graveyard or removed from the game from your hand, your graveyard, your library, or in play, it's ability activates.

Choose one:
Lock target person in the room in a closet with 1 million crying babies;
Use a flame thrower on target person in the room's testicular region;
or tie a target person in the room to a rack and use it.

You win the game

Don't kid me, THIS is the best card





Prince RXI, yet again shows that he has his brother's talent of making GREAT cards

 

[Ransac]

My brother tried to use that card on me, but I deflected it. He's currently in the closet with a bunch of babies.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[KaVu_LoRd]

you gotta play this.


Trick 0
artifact
cannot be countered
if trick is in play, target player (you) gets a 1/1 token with the ability of Sacrifice destroy target artifact, that artifacts controller gets to do undescribable nasty things if the opponent is the opposite sex. if its the same sex you win. if you do anything nasty and sexual to the other player, that player gets to go home happy, and you win.
"cencered for sexual content"

you put the token into play under your side, and you destroy it.

its for all you pervs

 

[Will, the Serra Avatar]

Judicial Power
X2U
Sorcery
Play Judicial Power only during a DCI-sanctioned tournament.
Target opponent calls the DCI tournament judge to the table X times. If that player doesn't recieve an unsporting conduct penalty for annoying the judge, that player loses the game. Otherwise, that player loses the match.

Old Mike Long Joke
3U
Sorcery
Old Mike Long Joke can't be countered or removed from a deck by a judge.
Remove Old Mike Long Joke from the game. At the beginning of the next game of the match, search your deck for a card and hide that card in your lap. Then shuffle your deck. When your opponent isn't looking at the table, put that card into play. (Before the game, decks aren't libraries yet.)

Of course, there's always the totally broken card:

[Player name], the Terminator
UBR
Creature - Enforcer 0/1
Tap: Destroy target player. It can't be regenerated. You gain ownership of his or her cards. At end of turn, you win the game.

I know, I'm insane.