Best card ever

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by maraud234, Apr 25, 2001.

  1. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    Planeswalker's victory
    Sorcery
    2BR
    R

    When played, the controller of Planeswalker's victory automatically wins the game.


    To bad a card like this will never be printed, oh well.
  2. RabidKimba I loathe the undead.

    What do you mean something "like this" won't be printed?? We have ... uuh... Coalition Victory. :D It's more or less the same. Sorta.
  3. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    in a distant cousin sort of way
  4. RabidKimba I loathe the undead.

    Or a brain-dead half-brother. :D
  5. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    or even my real brother, which is about the same as a braindead half-brother
  6. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    This is the best card ever:

    Lucky B**** 0
    Instant

    Lucky B**** counts as a red spell.
    Lucky B**** cannot be countered.
    You win the game.

    Of course, yours is more realistic......
  7. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    I personally don't think mine is all that realistic, but if it had an outrageous mana cost, it could be possible.
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    How about my personal favorite?


    Angry Mom
    Instant
    W

    Target player goes home.




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Spidey, you had to edit my post! It flows better. Oh well. I'll edit and censor it.
  10. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    That post is gonna get deleted, ain't it?
  11. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    HOw about this card?

    Table Leg
    R
    0
    Instant

    Target opponent loses consiousness
  12. Dementia CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

    0
    I Win!
    Instant
    You win the game
    I Win! cannot be countered
    If you discard I Win! you win the game
    If I Win! is reomoved from the game you win the game
    You my play with as many copies of I Win! in your deck as you wish
    Good game!
  13. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Errata for I Win!: Cards in other players' decks are restricted.
  14. RabidKimba I loathe the undead.

    What if someone plays Meddling Pikula naming "I Win"? There needs to be eratta for that, too. Possibly:
    When ~ is in your hand, if a card prevents you from playing ~, you may reveal ~, smack your opponent for trying to do that to you, and win the game. :-]
  15. maraud234 Sir Psycho Sexy

    A counter to such a card would be....

    Sore Loser
    R
    0
    Instant

    Kicker 2
    When played the controller of Sore Loser gets to whine and complain. If you paid the kicker cost, you can also kick the winner in the gonads.
  16. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    Endless Whinning!!!!!
    0
    Common
    Instant

    Counts as a green spell
    if it is put into the graveyard or removed from the game from your hand, your graveyard, your library, or in play, it's ability activates.

    Choose one:
    Lock target person in the room in a closet with 1 million crying babies;
    Use a flame thrower on target person in the room's testicular region;
    or tie a target person in the room to a rack and use it.

    You win the game

    Don't kid me, THIS is the best card:)





    Prince RXI, yet again shows that he has his brother's talent of making GREAT cards
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    My brother tried to use that card on me, but I deflected it. He's currently in the closet with a bunch of babies.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. KaVu_LoRd CPA Member<BR><FONT color=

    you gotta play this.


    Trick 0
    artifact
    cannot be countered
    if trick is in play, target player (you) gets a 1/1 token with the ability of Sacrifice destroy target artifact, that artifacts controller gets to do undescribable nasty things if the opponent is the opposite sex. if its the same sex you win. if you do anything nasty and sexual to the other player, that player gets to go home happy, and you win.
    "cencered for sexual content"

    you put the token into play under your side, and you destroy it.

    :) its for all you pervs
  19. Will the Serra Avatar Yes, I'm THE Serra Avatar.

    Judicial Power
    X2U
    Sorcery
    Play Judicial Power only during a DCI-sanctioned tournament.
    Target opponent calls the DCI tournament judge to the table X times. If that player doesn't recieve an unsporting conduct penalty for annoying the judge, that player loses the game. Otherwise, that player loses the match.

    Old Mike Long Joke
    3U
    Sorcery
    Old Mike Long Joke can't be countered or removed from a deck by a judge.
    Remove Old Mike Long Joke from the game. At the beginning of the next game of the match, search your deck for a card and hide that card in your lap. Then shuffle your deck. When your opponent isn't looking at the table, put that card into play. (Before the game, decks aren't libraries yet.)

    Of course, there's always the totally broken card:

    [Player name], the Terminator
    UBR
    Creature - Enforcer 0/1
    Tap: Destroy target player. It can't be regenerated. You gain ownership of his or her cards. At end of turn, you win the game.

    I know, I'm insane.

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