Battle of Randomness #254

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Time for another random battle.

    *Ransac punches a random pedestrian in the face.*

    I SHALL BE THE ONE WHO WINS THE...... the........ crap. We don't have the nothing anymore.

    *Ransac pulls some lint out of his pocket.*

    Um....... Random battle for my pocket lint?

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret grabs the pocket lint and runs around in circles chanting,

    "I got the lint, I got the lint!"
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit, slowly walks up to the circle-running DarthFerret, lifts the lead rabbit up high, and......*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul casts Reality Ripple on Darthferret, causing both him and the lint to phase out. Ransac's lead rabbit attack fizzles.*
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac stares at Oversoul. Oversoul points and laughs at Ransac. His laughing is interrupted by a flung lead rabbit smacking him in the forehead.*

    THE LINT IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR DAMNABLENESS!!!!!!!!!

    *Ransac begins to cast Time and Tide.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul staggers from the impact of the lead rabbit against his skull.*

    Ransac, I do believe you've given me a concussion.

    *Oversoul falls to the ground.*

    Just kidding.

    *Oversoul begins strangling Ransac with his tentacles.*
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac fails to cast Time and Tide due to massive strangling via tentacles.*

    BUT, ha-ha, I have come prepared!

    *Ransac knows that tentacles thirst for Cat Food. Ransac pulls a bag of Meow Mix out of his pocket and tosses it away.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    At this moment, DarthFerret phases back in, just in time to summon a hoard of Cat-Warriors, who devour the cat food before it distracts the tentacles, then starts running away with the lint....
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul releases Ransac and ensnares Darthferret with his tentacles.*

    And where do you think you're going?
  10. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Nightstalker's Mirth!

    *Tosses in some japanese schoolgirls and laughs as Oversoul's tentacles become distracted*
  11. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    Zigathon arrives... and that's about it.
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Tentacles incapacitated for the moment, Oversoul activates his trusty Powder Keg, hoping to destroy the schoolgirls.*
  13. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret, narrowly escaping the tentacles, due to the help of the schoolgirls, stands transfixed as one particularly cute school girl catches his attention...
  14. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    Zigathon, thinking the Powder Keg contains beer, tries to tap it.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac casts Reality Ripple and Vision Charm (phasing option) on Zigathon and the Powder Keg (respectively).*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    *casts Reroute on Reality Ripple targeting Ransac... and draws a card* :D
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac and the Powder Keg phase out. Ransac cusses as the Powder Keg explodes right next to him.*


    *Ransac is covered with soot and waits to phase back in.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Tired of waiting, Oversoul casts Wrath of God.*
  19. Zigathon Registered Nerd

  20. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *A Nightstalker walks up to Oversoul with a sharpie and renames his spell to Wrath of Beans and skips away as everyone gets a mean case of gas*

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