Axis + Ally

[dw51688]

If you want to find out, here's the place. Now, ahem. Who's my axis and who's my ally?

[me]pulls out a machine gun[/me]

Who's my axis?

 

[Multani]

I hope this isn't going to be a CPA-version of WWII.

[me]ducks behind a big rock.[/me]

I'm feeling small today.

 

[Riva Iron-Grip]

i'm your ally dw. I will fight to the death with you.
[me] pulls out a rail gun. [/me]

 

[Volradon]

I will be your axis.

<drives up in a tank and starts randomly shooting in all directions>

Now if only i knew how to use this...

<Jumps out of a tank and throws a granade at Riva>

Thats for saying I suck

 

[Darsh]

[me] runs around with a paintbrush, white and red paint, and starts drawing big bulleyes on everything in sight.[/me]

Have fun everyone

 

[K9Archmage]

Anyone want some donkeys trained for war? they are onley $100 each. They also make good transportation!
Each comes armed with a bazooka, machine gun, and a sharp pointy stick!

 

[dw51688]

I would like a thousand please.

[me]gives K9 one hundred thousand dollars[/me]

Thanks!

 

[Multani]

I'll be neutral...like Switzerland...and make a lot of money. MUHAAAAA!!!

 

[Gerode]

[me], in his gas mask, unleashes a canister of Mustard Gas, and dives back under his bunker. [/me]

 

[Jaws10387]

[me] opens large canister of sarin and runs[/me]

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

:uts baking soda in a hollowed out log. Loads it with sharp pointy sticks. Aims it at DW. Pours in vinegar. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!! Watches it rain sticks at DW and his friends:: Thats fun

 

[Thrash Golem]

i summon an elvish lyrist and giant growth it, then run away.