I am putting this for two reasons: 1 I'm board. 2 I want to get an idea of the kinds of people we are dealing with here at the CPA. Think of it as a domographical survay, but not. (Just cut and paste the form and then fill it out in your reply post) ___________________________________________________ 1) When did you first come to the CPA? 2) What brought you here? 3) What do you think of the changes that may have occured since you first joined? 4) Do you think that the CPA is holding up to the mission statement made at it's inception? (if you read it, that is) 5) If you could change one thing about this site, what would it be? 6) How long have you played Magic? 7) What made you first try the game? 8) Are you as happy with the Magic community as a whole now as when you joined? 9) If you could change one thing about the game of Magic, what would you change? 10) If you could be an animal, what would you be? 11) What do you think of all those "New World Order" theories? Ate up, or what? 12) Is Walt Disney really cryogenicaly frozen inside Sleeping Beauty's Palace in Disney World? 13) Did you know that Al Capone died alone and insane from syphalis while in prison? 14) What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen anyone do? 15) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? 16) Have you ever awoke, hung over and groggy in some one else's car and don't know haw you got there? 17) Have you ever written a story or poem or what ever, and then find out that someone else has gotten ahold of it and is reading it to everyone and making fun of you in horrid and emotionaly scarring ways that you will never get over and will hamper your social skills for years to come? 18) Have you ever seen yourself on video dancing and realized how idiotic you look? 19) If you were the last man/woman on the planet, and your only other source of companionship was a life-sized card-board cut out of Strom Thurman, would you go insane? 20) Why? 21) Why not? 22) If so, how? 23) And then what? 24) If a train left New York going West at 76 MPH and another trane left Los Angelas going East at 64 MPH, both at the same time, who would take the time to calculate when they would meet each other, and who cares? Is there really that many oppertunities in life to need such skills? I mean, who cares? God, I hate school. I'm never going back. YOU HEAR ME GOD? NEVER! 25) Describe, in 5 words or less, why the CPA is the best Magic site around, and/or, why I should be allowed to rule it with an iron fist and absolute athority over all that come here, banning users and deleting posts with cruel abandon and irreverent reasons.