Xarvox steps in and...
"No psychoanalytical notes from me right now, I'm too tired. instead, I'll just play this pretty little card I conjured up, it's called...
CORRECT SPELLING! (correct grammar would be too much work..
)"
<all misspelled words in this whole thread are suddenly removed, dealing one damage per word removed to that word's controller>
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Yawgmoth: i am * on all * to a fight to the almost death and if you die well * ................................................................................................
.............................................................. it really sucks to be you * it is not a fight to the death.
The rules are you can pick one * and you can cast any spell you want to.
<5 damage>
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Ransac:
I'll accept the challenge!
*Ransac chooses the blade of many words for his weapon.*
My first "spell" is as usual.
*Ransac snaps his fingers and Yawgmoth is now wearing black clothes 18 sizes too small.*
That must hurt, doesn't it?
Ransac, cpa trash man
<0 damage>
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Yawgmoth:
I pick a huge battle axe with a 90lb * on each end of the handle. For my first spell i will hit you with a * for 3
your life 17
my life 20
<2 damage>
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Yawgmoth:
* what the heck i will play a black Lotus and play 3 more * and deal you 9 more
your life 20-3=17-9=8
my life 20
come on you are about to lose i only have to deal you 7 more damage.
<2 damage>
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Ransac:
*Ransac uses his secondary power of his sword and fires a beam out of it that hits Yawgmoth.*
For your information, that just caused you to forget every magic term in there is. Sorry old chap.
*Ransac casts Dwarven Pony. Yeah, that's right! A dwarven pony. What? You doubt Ransac's confidence? Ransac is proud to inform you that he has won a game that started with him playing a dwarven pony. Theorgg can testify.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
<0 damage>
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Mr. Gnome:
Yes I walk in and play a lotus, and a mox ruby and * to channel fireball Yawgmoth for 19 (It's a fight to the almost death * *! ) And i only have to pay 18 life this way... hehe
<3 damage>
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Grand total:
Yawgmoth has taken a total of 9 damage, putting him at -8 life.
Ransac is uninjured by this spell, and remains at 8 life.
Mr. Gnome inadvertently killed himself after playing his channel-fireball, due to his seemingly inconsequential misspellings.
oh dear. my anal-retentive spell seems to have left only Ransac alive. alas, it is so difficult to fight almost to the death...