A confession to make

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linsivvi

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yes, it is true, I linsivvi, am also your well known Spiderman. This has been going on for a long time, and i feel i must let it out now. Now if you don't mind i will post replys as spiderman telling everyone its not true.

-Linsivvi/Spiderman

(and yes as spiderman I confess that I have been using my administrative powers to adjust my posting number)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...

Ok, I must confess something too.

...I'm Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, Ozzy Ozborne, your dad, and that one dog.

There...I got THAT outta my chest...(and do to my Britney Spears-quality: what a BIG freakin' chest I HAVE!)
 
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EricBess

Guest
So, that's where you disappeared to... I am The Doctor. It's not so much that I hate you as that who rival thing and all...
 
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Almindhra

Guest
I really don't have any friends on here, so I made new account names to make up for this lack: Yellowjacket, arhar, Dementia, Neo Keo, Apollo, Foundation of Rancor, Namielus, Ura, and others...I also needed an enemy, to really get my name out in the spotlight, so I created Duke too...I know, with Duke I acted real stupid and piss people off a lot, I'm sorry...I will not act that way ever again when I am pretending to be Duke ...
 
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Neo_Keo

Guest
I hae a cofession I'm am the secretive Fangboy of the CPA

Protector of teh CPA and wielder of the gret lightsaber

Hold thy faith still myfriends I will protect the CPA from the likes of evil that plauge us

* flys back and forth *
 
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terzarima

Guest
I'm really nodnarb, dw, and myself. As you can see, It's all because I wanted to be popular, it didn't work out though...
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
I'm just a figment of your imagination.

I'm also Purple_Jester, which is also a figment of your imagination. And DÛke, STOP STALKING ME!!!
 
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terzarima

Guest
A very small likelyhood I would say. I don't think you'd see spidey writing in caps.. ever... Not that we doubt you linsiverman.

I forgot to say, my other alias is Jamie Wakefeild.
 
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Turtlewax Joe

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I have a confession....I'm Eddy Munster, The Brady Bunch, and ALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Osama Bin Laden:mad:

T.J.:p
 
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Hetemti

Guest
I am the very model of a modern Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse !

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General !


I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the "Frogs of Aristophanes" !
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense "Pinafore" !

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General !


In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" !
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee !

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Please, Hetemti, tell me you didn't put that down from memory... :)
 
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