Isn't Eastern Paladin black?
Why are they reprinting Gerrards Wisdom and Elite archers, I thought they only reprinted cards that people actually liked?
What is Eager Cadet?
What is Knight Errant?
I hope they're weenies (They do sound like weenies)
Wildfire? Oh dammit! I hate Wildfire!
Dammit! White got screwed! Where's our creature kill. C'mon, we want to keep exile. Or something more common with a 'remove target attacking creature from the game' vibe.
I hope this isn't the full list for white.
I hate 7th edition. Dammit!
Still... Worship, Pariah and Anthem are good. Maybe it's not all doom and gloom(eek!)after all.
Good too see not too many colour hosers. Yay, still no ritual! (You die black!!) Yay, still givin' stoopid green loadsa usless landwalkers! Shivan dragon - shut up!! Blue list no where near complete - doh - lots of bad broken still left to put in at last minute.
Please please please give us shiny Cataclysm. Please.
Oh and it'd better be black bordered or I'm sending my goons round (And no-one talks back to a Knight of Valour. I don't imagine any of you have flanking. Well, do you? Okay then, -2/-2 for you then! Suckers!)
Dammit! I just found Breath of Life. And Knight Errant, and Eager Cadet.
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT LAST BIT WAS A RANT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANY THING YET!!
1W for a 2/2 (That isn't a rebel)
W for a 1/1
White graveyard manipulation - not again!!
WAS TUNDRA WOLF REALLY THAT BROKEN?
YOU CANNOT PRINT A VANILLA 1/1 IN WHITE!!
NEVER NEVER NEVER!!
Stop giving us rubbish reanimation!! That is for Black, GOT IT!! Black reanimates stuff, NOT WHITE!!
Eager Cadet?? Icatian Infantry would be turning in it's grave!!
Wizards, answer me this. What is white supposed to do if you take away our weenies? Removing 'Geddon I understand. Always been out of flavour. Okay, fair enough. You can have that one. But a vanilla 1/1. What's the point? Will anyone play it? NO! We don't even play Tundra Wolves or Infantry Veteran so were not going to play this.....Errant Cadet. (looks disgustedly at the stoopid card)
Dammit!!!
How can you neuter our weenies like this? How? It's been bad enough recently, (Rammosian Sergent being the only 1 drop white has nowadays) but this is the last straw.
"My soldiers fought without fear, died without doubt" and for what. So you could destroy the first two turns of the game? So that playing well was all about having the most recent rare (and expensive) 7/7 trampler for 4 or 5 mana and beating us about with it while we sit looking at our hand of four cost sorceries that do NOTHING and staring wistfully at our Rath and Urzas cycle weenies that could actually have hurt you before you got out your monstrosity with equally broken mana acceleration.
Curse you!!!
If this is what 7th edition is really going to be like then I am going to be very very angry. (And then I'll send a White Knight on ya! What ya gonna do then?)
