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Zero. How many bees were not spilled onto the highway?

...was brought under the influence of the evil Nazi chip in his brain, causing him to slaughter the entire population of Concord, California. Regaining control of his own body and mind, Jimbot realized that the Nazis would eventually force him to wipe out all of their enemies unless something...

Not really.

A man in garish clothing sits at a table playing cards against the local gamblers. He is having a rough time of it, but his luck seems to improve dramatically when the deck is switched to his own personal cards...

The first one you posted is broken. :p

I hate it. :mad: Oh well, it doesn't look that dangerous...

Tendrils decks can get first turn kills. I'd like to see an Air Elemental do that... :rolleyes:

I'm not sure whether that's overconfident or arrogant. I know that I wouldn't cut Dark Rituals out of a deck in order to make it worse...

Tru dat! I think most people hate Chronicles though. I was always too much of a fan of easy access to City of Brass. :p

Oversoul dips the cookies into the milk and takes a bite. What? You didn't get whole milk? :eek:

Wow, Chaos Turtle's awesomeness is even more awesome than the awesomeness of others!

Cholera

Like I care... :rolleyes:

How did you know about that? Oh, you said "kiss" and not "kill" right?

I've never actually seen anyone use this with Death Spark, but Squee has built in recursion. I think an important question is which spellshapers to use. There are a few (not a plethora, but enough for your purposes) decent red ones which could have plenty of ammunition under Death Spark and...

If Nicol Bolas were in the decklist, that work. As it is, most of the creatures in the deck are poor targets for Shallow Grave, although I suppose a few are bombs...

Just give us some random word that starts with "k" and you'll be fine.

...cobblers, who stewed Jimbot, ate him, and died from food poisoning. So now, Jimbot, in a moment of transcendental meditation, realized that he had just killed his brother and would now...

He has died a couple of times now, but a certain someone compelled me to stop killing him. And that someone was whom?

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