CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac snaps his fingers. Azreal not only has himself a new arm, but the arm has a black, expensive-looking glove on it, now. Plus, the arm Azreal's was beating ElGato with is now wearing a black gauntlet.*

I love doing that.


*Ransac sits down at his corner to catch his breath.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
*Azreal scratches his head....................and goes for the PIN!

"1...2..."
 
E

ElGato

Guest
ElGato easily rolls out of the pin, seeing as Azreal is missing an an arm. Then he goes and tags Bane in.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Note: Azreal's arm grew back, but you probably could've kicked out anyway.


*Ransac, who strength is almost all the way back, drinks a sprite. A limo drives into the arena and gives Ransac a huge sack of $5,000 dollars, all in nickels.*


Heads up!

*Ransac enters the ring and hits ElGato over the head with the sack of nickels.*


Ha.

*Ransac quickly runs off to deposit the money.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
Wow...one would think you would hit the legal opponent to knock them out...oh well.

**Unknown to Ransac is that he heard Ransac calling to get his pay for the MTGNWA in nickels...and called to make a slight change**

HEY RANSAC!!! REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAY!!! DON'T TAKE ANY WOODEN NICKELS!!!!!!!!!!!

**VB pulls out Valhalla, his war hammer, and fires fireball at the bag, filled with $5000 in nickels...made of wood and painted with metal paint. The bag explodes into a blazing inferno and sets Ransac on fire.**

Especially ones soaked in gasoline :)

**VB then turns on Azreal, sticks out his hand, and signals to him...Just Bring it
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, on fire, runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off.*


AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Azreal shrugs his shoulders accepting the challenge.......and prompltly kicks VB square in the balls

"is that what you wanted or did you need more?"

*Azreal reaches past the ring and the stands, and grabs a stage hand which he promptly throws at VB.
 
E

ElGato

Guest
ElGato, who is not on fire, begins to run arond like a chicken with its head still attached.

Gato- AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M NOT ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
**VB ducks the stagehand, who go flying face first into the cheese vat of the nacho vender.**

So...spectator chucking are we?

**VB reaches into the audience and grabs a 400 lbs Virgin, sets him on fire and hurls him into Azrael**
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
*Azreal ducks the 400lb virgin, and it lands on the popcorn vendor

YOU SON OF A OINK! you killed the popcorn man

*Azreal picks up the turnbuckle and smacks VB upside the head with it
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
**Twank**

OW!!!

**Reaches under the ring, pulls out the frozen corpse of Tom Arnold and nails Azrael upside the head with that**

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!?!?!?!
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
**SLAM!**

*Azreal hits the mat

"wow, who knew Tom Arnold would keep that long"

*Azreal crawls to his corner and tags Ransac
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac enters the ring and remembers that he is still on fire.*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


*Ransac stops, drops, and rolls.*

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
Darn it...I will put a stop to this!

**VB pulls out a small can of Gas and pours it on Ransac before he can put all the flames out**
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac frantically runs around, tags Azreal back in, runs out of ring, and leaves the arena, never to be heard of again.............that is, until the next time he's heard of.*



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
**VB falls asleep waiting for Azreal to do anything. After a few days he awakens and beats Azreal over the head with Valhalla the War Hammer**
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
*Azreal just realizes this is still going on and pulls out a giant sledge hammer from..........somewhere and slams it into VBs chest.


"<insert evil laughter here>"

*Azreal goes for the pin

"1...2..."
 
E

ElGato

Guest
ElGato reaches into his Giant Bag O'Tricks and pulls out a giant lever. His shoves it into the ground, then pulls it just as the ref's hand is decending for the third count.

A giant hand holding a giant eraser pops into existance, erases everything, then draws a new reality using a giant box of a google of crayons.

The wrestlers are in a large dojo, filed with nasty looking weapons and sushi.

Gato is now Gat Manpu, master of the Dark Chi

Azreal is Azriputo, the brave and kinda smelly warrior

Ransac is Steve, son of the Saliva God.

And Bane is....um...Bane, the....uh....kungfu-guy

Gat Manpu starts to fiddle with his long mustache, cackling to himself

"Dark Chi is betetr then your Chi! Dark Chi kick your booty!"
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Azreal Kicks Gato in the head......and pins him....hoping to end this match.

"1,2..7 3/4........"
 
V

Volraths_bane

Guest
**Bane, pissed off that this died, runs, kicks Azreal in the head, tosses Gato over his shoulder and leaves.**
 
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