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Serrated Minion

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Hey! Some of you may know me. I am Serrated Minion from MTGNews. Well how do things work around here?

I WANT THE LO DOWN! And if ya need a pimp or hoes come too me.

By the Way: I am no newbie. I am one of the Top Posters on MTGNews. DOnt treat me as the new kid. Treat me as me. Not a 1 Post guy. Cause that feels... Like I want to pound someone. SO DONT DO IT!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
SM!!!!!!! WASSUP!!!!!!!


Um, if you're wondering why I kinda stopped posting at MTGNews.com, to be honest, it got boring. No offense.



But, as usual, I shall welcome the newbies.


Welcome!


Okay, enough jibba-jabba. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the bottomless pit of gumballs. Also, here's your complimentary used bar of soap, your invitation to dance the monkey, and you key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Gerode

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Welcome to the CPA! :D

But you are, by definition, still a 1 post guy. Kinda like how I'm a nobody at MTGnews! (which I don't really participate at anymore partly because I don't have as much time and partly because I also find it more boring).
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
YOU ARE A NEWBIE!!!!

Hahahahaha! the Great and Illustrious Jewelry Man of the CPA scoffs at your attempt to look big. You are only THIS big!
<MrXarvox indicates a very small space between his thumb and forefinger>

Thou art aye newbee, forre thou art merely just regiztered heere atte the infynitelee zuperior C-P-A, where itt iz perfectlee okaye to zpelle thyngs rong on purpozze!
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
Hello, there is one thing you need to know on these boards........." I loveded you piggy, I LOVEDED YOU!!!"

thats about it.
 
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Almindhra

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Originally posted by Serrated Minion
DOnt treat me as the new kid.
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*walks in and notices the new guy*...What was that you said???...*picks him up by the shirt and throws him up against the wall*...You are the new kid here, bubba!!...And you're going to be treated like it!!...

;)
 
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DÛke

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You want a "lo-down" huh?

Let me put this way, bud...

You are not, in anyway, to spam in order to increase your post count.

That's about as "lo" as it could get, yo. Other than that, enjoy...but don't be fooled by the word "casual" here. It's not quite the full meaning. We do have our fair-share of beasts around here who will haunt you down should you try to as little as bend the rules. :)

<shoves the new kid to the wall...>
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
I guess you can be considered our first refugee.

You won't be treated as a newbie, as long as your comments are more constructive than they are obligatory.

The CPA is a closer knit community than the MTG boards and the atmosphere is different than what you might be used to, as in its more friendly. As long as you keep your flames and spams to a minimum, I don't see any reason for you to feel at home.

That said, enjoy your time here. :)
 
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Dementia

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Originally posted by Serrated Minion
DOnt treat me as the new kid.
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Aww, don't let it get to ya buddy.....I have been here 8 months and I STILL feel like the new kid!

Huuuum.....everyone is prolly expecting my normal welcome......naw....I'll just say.....

WELC:DME!
 
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EricBess

Guest
Hey, go easy on the poor guy,

<pulls Minion off the wall where he has been shoved twice now>

You want him to stay a 1 post all his life?

<stops supporting Minion, who falls in a lifeless clump on the ground>

Hmmm... looks like someone shoved too hard... Duke??? Oh well, no harm done. He can pick himself up when he's good and ready.

By the way, welcome to the squirrel farm. We're all a little nuts here.
 
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Whimsical

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Ah see Mindy's still as, well ... er ... ahh ... "temperamental" as ever. Nice to know some people never change. ;) And I always thought the CPA was a monkey ranch, mahself.

Welcome to the CPA, mistah Julienne-fried-flunky! :D
 
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