free for all

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menolikeygurus

Guest
I'm sorry but my hot dogs are not free for all, everyone must pay for them... ;) theyre only $1 err...$1.50 (must bleed em dry) :)
 
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Supermouse

Guest
I'll take that deal!

*hands Menolikey a $50 bill and 2 quarters and walks off with a dog*

"Wow, you CAN make good money in this business!" Says Menolikeygurus.
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
LlanowarGoblin kicks meno in the tummy and takes his $50.

hehehe :D

Easy come easy go :p
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
just as L.G. is counting the money he took from me, I snap my fingers and he turns into a black hot dog...the money drops to the ground only to be snatched up by me...

easy come easy go easy come back again
 
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Supermouse

Guest
"Hey, Wait a minute, did I just pay $50?" Wonders Supermouse. "Maybe Meno will give me my money back?"

"NAH! I'm not THAT dumb!" and Supermouse continues on his merry way, enjoying his hot dog.

Meanwhile, back at the scene of the Battle...
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Everyone is argueing over the price of hot dogs until all of their clothes turn black.*


Ransac: I'm HEEEEEeeeere.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
HEY..my clothes werent supposed to turn black....:fingers snap:

OWWWWW!, says l.g. that hurt!!!!

damn...i gotta work on this snapping fingers thing
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
That did hurt. You'll get yours meno. Just not tonight I gotta get this ketchup out of my ears.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Don't worry meno, you'll get the hang of this.


*Ransac snaps his fingers and black plumbing appears in the rectum of L.G.*


Ummm, okay? That was new.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
Must practice...

:snap:....L.G. starts dancing singing...."Hello my baby, hello my sunshine, hello my ragtime time gal..."

hmmm...I winder if I have to think about what I want it to do...

:thinks:

:snap:...lg stops dancing and singing and turns into a penguin monkey hybrid bent on world domination...

damn..i wanted him to turn into a t.v. so I could watch who's line is it anyway...

HELP!!!
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
Stop that....

LG claps his wings and is human again.

LG snaps his fingers .... and becomes that penguin thing again. DAMNIT!!

I'll figure this out and meno is going down.

*grabs a hot dog from his cart and start munching
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Dang. It's seems nowadays ANYBODY can just snap their fingers. I'll have to do somethinge about this.


*Ransac calls his lawyer.*


Lawyer: It is hereby stated that "Snapping of Fingers &R" is now the licensed property of Ransac &R and any of those he wishes to use the ability, which are as follows: menolikeygurus and Llanowar Goblin. Any person or persons attempted to do such that are not listed will be flogged. Thank you.




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Gobo

Guest
can I get 53 hot dogs for 2 penneys each? cause If you don't I'll just steal them all.
 
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Supermouse

Guest
Hmm, I wonder if I can do that too?

*Snaps Fingers, Fingers make a snappy noise*

Hey, thats pretty cool!

*snap**snap**snap*

Hey, if I snap my fingers a bunch, and in a particular order, it makes a tune!

*snapsnapsnap* *snapsnapsnap* *snapSNAPsnap*

*snapSNAP!*

Sweet!

*lawyer comes in* Hey, whats a Lawyer doing here? OW! FLOGS HURT! OW!
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
LG snaps feathery fingers. Aha I am back.

Smacks Gobo in the head then snaps fingers. Gobo is trapped in a pink rubber ball. :D

Snaps fingers again and the Gobo-Ball ® bounces off supermouse's noggin'.


By the power of RANSAC ®
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
:reads "3 easy steps for snapping fingers":

Step one...become one with your fingers...be the fingers...feel the fingers...

Step two...Snap your fingers like there is no tomorrow

step three...if what you wanted to happen didnt...then consider yourself F***ed


damnit...why cant you find a good manual these days
 
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LlanowarGoblin

Guest
*snap*

meno's book closes on his fingers. No more snapping for him. :D :D
 
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