Hi everyone

[Istanbul]

Heh. Welcome. Don't worry, we're not as odd as we seem. (We're actually far worse.)
And if you have any questions about Magic itself, feel free to PM me anytime. I help people via e-mail all the time (leftovers from my magiccampus.com days).

 

[magicgirl]

(getting up rubbing head)

Thanks for the nice welcome Dementia.

(hits Dementia in a rather tender area with her very full backpack)

When Dementia stops crying please tell him I appreciate the welcome.

 

[Ransac]

Hmmm, you hit Dementia in a tender spot? His feet? Those are very tender. I would hate it if someone hit me in th..

*magicgirl slams her full backpack into Ransac's privates.*

LAYVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ransac collapses in pain.*

*Ransac wakes up, and falls asleep again.*

*Plunky, Ransac's new pet piranha, bites Ransac in the butt.*

OUCH!!!!! Oh, where was I? Oh, yeah!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[tborren]

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Welcome to the CPA Message Boards.

 

[Sleepy]

Originally posted by tborren

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Welcome to the CPA Message Boards.

you should add some color to that pic tborren. its cool!

magicgirl hi! have fun here!

 

[Dementia]

You are gonna pay!!!!!!!!

NO ONE HITS ME. Cept Ransac, maraud, Daggertooth, BlackLotusOfDeath, Menolikeygurus.......(Dementia lists names for a long time)

Prepare for the worst beating of your life!!!!

(Dementia picks up his chair, and unfolds it and has a seat)

GET HER LEJAKL

 

[magicgirl]

Dementia, you're such a cute little bully.

(gives Dementia a quick kiss on the cheek then kicks chair out form under him)

 

[Ura]

Wow, I haven't been in this area in a long time.

*wanders around looking at the holes in the walls wondering where they came from*

umm, oh yeah, hiya, welcome to the asylum.
See ya around.

*wanders off to find some plaster to fix the walls*

 

[Dementia]

People aren't sposed to fight back when I welcome them!!!!

I fell on my butt when you kicked my chair Now I'm humiliated AND got a big pain in the butt!

Oh well, guess that's what women are for. To humiliate ya and be big pains in the butt

Least I got a kiss

 

[Salacious Crumb]

holy crap! How come HE gets a kiss and i don't?
Anyway, if you want to see the tense competition between a cucumber with opposable thumbs and a penguin then go the the Battle Arena.

Hoipa

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Qelcome.

Salacious Crumb: The penguin has to have at least SOME manual dexterity! How does it open the beer bottles?

Ura: Nice sig.

 

[Salacious Crumb]

Oh,btw the penguin has an overactive bladder.
It opens beer bottles by smashing them against a rock.

Hoipa

 

[magicgirl]

Hi Crumb Here's a kiss for you too.

( kisses Crumb and then barfs)

You taste like penguin poop!