Hi everyone

[magicgirl]

Hi all,

I'm brand new to this place so please be nice.
I hope to learn alot about magic from you guys.

 

[Spiderman]

Welcome!

 

[Rando]

Hey, what's that make...6 females? 7?

I must warn you that you'll probably get hit on by some of the "lonelier" guys around here.

As for learning a lot about Magic...well...

...but other then that, hi there little missy!

 

[lejakl]

hey girl!

hmm... 6 girls.. that's a lot.. girls scare me you know.. anyway.. glad to have you on the boards! enjoy your time here and kick some ass down in the battle arena? or tweak your decks in the other forums. have fun! .. welcome to PM me if you have any questions!

lejakl

and yes.. the name lejakl is kinda "asexual" but i am a girl!

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

Greetings......Rando was that a subtle reference to DUke

 

[Rando]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe...

 

[Ransac]

Welcome!


Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the men's shower room(don't worry, most of them shower with bathing suits, anyway). Also, here's your complimentary can of Mace, your invitation to watch the Battle Arena tournament, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.



Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Jake74]

I just thought I'd throw in my welcome... I always like to see more females play magic, they bring a different side to the game...
So, Welcome to the CPA...

(BTW, I'm one of them lonely guys... )

 

[DÛke]

...I AM lonely, if you mean relationship-less. I'm not dating, I'm not goin' out anymore, and I'm so happy! I'm taking a break, alright!

Hello Magicgirl, don't listen to these guys, they're really deeply lonely at heart. Don't ask them, they'll deny it. I never have hit on any girl on these boards...unless you call being nice "hitting on"...it's up to you, ya know? Welcome to the CPA, and I hope you'll have much of joy on these boards. Haha, one more thing, the name "Magicgirl" makes you sound like a "school" girl, which is no more or less than...attractive . (Just being nice dang it!)

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

I must say that I doubt that anyone on these boards is really lonely, I mean the voices in your head keep you company

 

[Ransac]

I'm not lonely!!! Not when I have Winky, the jumping midget!!!!

*Winky runs in and jumps up and down. Everyone starts laughing, until they realize that that is the only trick that Winky knows. Everyone then turns Winky into a bowl of tomato soup.*

NO!!!!!!! Now, I'm lonely again.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[magicgirl]

Thanks for the welcome. I nice to see so many "normal" people here.

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

don't use the N word in our presence

 

[magicgirl]

Sorry, I meant wierdos.

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

thank you

 

[Jake74]

Are you calling me a "wierdo"?? If you are you are most definately wrong...
I'm not normal though... I hope.

 

[Dementia]

Having to welcome 2 woman to the boards in the last week. Such stress for me

I don't wanna hit you, but everyone is expecting me to welcome you in my normal fashion. What shall I do

Oh what the heck!

(Dementia hits magic girl ver the head with his steel flding chair with a big welcme TWHACK)

Hey, never let it be said that I'm sexist. Women are completely equal. Even when it comes to chair shots

(Dementia dumps a bucket of cold water on magicgirl to wake her up)

Knocking ya unconscious with a steel chair was just for fun, but I'd have to be just plain evil to leave you lying around here unconscious with Duke and his like running around

Welcme
Dementia
CPA's Chair Wielding Maniac

 

[Jake74]

now you're going to have to go and hit lejakl on the head... she deserves it doesn't she??

 

[Gerode]

ph33r the pyschos!

 

[fuzzy510]

Be weird, or we'll run you out.

Hiya! It's not often that we get a female member here.....anyway, I'm Fuzzy, and this is Plunky, Ransac's new pet piranha.

Welcome!!