Ahhhh!!! The Horror!!!

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
G

Gerode

Guest
It's not that scary.

*Gerode takes a peek.

HOLY S***! GET OUTTA HERE!!!
 
H

Hawaiian mage

Guest
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio!-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes! singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio!-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon



...


I know it's wrong, but it just felt so right...
 
T

terzarima

Guest
And this is the point where someone stabs h-mage repeatedly in the back, front, sides and take out his vocal choards, just for the heck of it. Because it feels so right.... and besides... it needs to be scary, so the person who kills h-mage can wear a mask...
 
S

Salacious Crumb

Guest
*Takes a peek behind the curtains*
OHMYGOD! Did you see the cucumbers on that thing? I've never before seen cucumbers with opposable thumbs!

Hoipa
 
A

Apollo

Guest
The cucumbers charged us! But then, out of nowhere, Waldo pulled out the Salad Shooter! There were peels everywhere!
 
T

terzarima

Guest
But then Waldo left, and of course the cucumbers said:
"where's waldo"
And there was rejoicing in the kingdom.
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
AH!!!!!! IT'S A LITTLE, ITTY, BITTY SPIDER!!!!!!!!! IT'LL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
T

theorgg

Guest
[me] stomps the spider[/me]

Now all we have to run from is...

ME!

[me] thinks about the insident that gave Duel his chainsaw arm[/me]

LEVERAGE! BWAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!
 
D

DÛke

Guest
...here's something you might wanna learn. It's good for ya...

I'd like to direct your attention
To something that needs directing to
A lot of people talk about
Dining in and eating out
I guess that's what this song's about

I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don't have to listen if you don't have the time
But let me remind you in case you don't already know
Dining out can happen down below

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
Wanting that and needing this
I'd just like to know
If you want to learn a different kind of kiss
So won't you go down where it's warm inside...

Now what could be better than a home cooked meal
How you want to eat it depends on how you feel
You can eat all you want and you don't get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that
It's not fair to be selfish or stingy
Everyone should experience eating out

Everyone should be able ta dine down below...
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Okay, you killed the spider.....



But, IT is still coming after us!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
N

nodnarb24

Guest
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S MEGA PAPA SMURF!!!!!

DIE YOU COMMUNIST SMURF SON OF A (enter fowl word here)!!!!!!

[color="336699"] * Nodnarb24 throws a rock at Mega Papa Smurf.
* Mega Papa Smurf eats Nodnarb24.[/color]

DANG!!! THAT SUCKS!!!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S TWEETY!!!!!! HE'LL KILL US ALL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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