Welcome!
Okay, enough talking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the Dwarven Plumber's Association. Also, here are your complementary monkey dolls, your inviation to Bra-Fest 1997(it's a little late), and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.
Enjoy!
Ransac, cpa trash man