Ohh what is this crap

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
IT'S THE SMURF GOD!!!!!!! RUN AWAY OR HE'LL SMURF YOU INTO A SMURFBERRY!!!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
NO!!! You will not get this hot dog vender's lunch money...NO!!!! Damnit he took it!!!!
 
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Istanbul

Guest
*slaps a pair of Lee Press-On Nads of the Mega-Smurf*
*starts to inflict a vicious, inconceivably brutal beating on the Smurf God's nutsack*

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

*watches as the Mega-Smurf curls up into a little ball*

Good. Somebody get me a lawnmower, some pliers, and a car battery. I'm gonna go medieval on this punk-ass.

Hoipa
 
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Supermouse

Guest
*Hands Istanbul a Weedwacker, a Wrench, and a 6-volt*

Sorry, best I could do in a short time!
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
Meno: K9 is short for K9Archmage.
He is possibly the greatest CPA member of all time, and everyone loved him!:D

Some people *cough* Istanbul *cough* like to post "hoipa" at the end of their posts, even though that word belongs to K9

Anyway, back to the Chaotic world of this thread:
Ahh! It's turned my into a smurfberry!
*Takes a bite out of himself*
Ahh!!! I taste like apple juice!

Hoipa
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
NO!!!!!!! NOT THE SMURFS!!!!!!!


But, wait!!!!!! The smurfs aren't red? They're not even blue!!!! THEY'RE GREEN!!!!! ADJUST YOUR TV!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
Green?!?!?!?!

NOT green!!!, I'm green color blind...thats why i couldnt see him until i spilt mustard on him...


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
They're not red?
Darn
*throws away the enraged bull*
oh well, i guess i'll just have to throw my lucky black cat at the the smurfs

hoipa
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
the smurfs can be beaten..we just have to find a weakness...hmmm...weakness...hmmmm.......weakness...hmmmm........
 
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Salacious Crumb

Guest
I know! Smurfs hate cardboard weasels!
That's their weakness!
But unfortunately, i used my last cardboard weasel when i was out of toilet paper. :(

Hoipa
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
o....will lead bunnies hold them off until we can get more cardboard weasels?

or maybe some hot dogs?
 
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Supermouse

Guest
"Lead Bunnies should work!"

*tries to lift a lead bunny*

"ERGH! THEY'RE TOO HEAVY!!"

*struggling with the bunny*
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
While supermouse is struggling with the bunny, K9archmage sneaks up behind him and carefully shoves a 40 pound watermelon into his colon. Supermouse never notices until...
5 years later
Supermouse is having a wonderful time inside the stomach of the giant smurf, when his colon spontaneously bursts, and all of the CPA members burst out of the Smurf's stomach, and they all live happily ever after for a few seconds, when suddenly....
{post a new dilema here}

Hoipa
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
ransac's friends cousins uncles mothers former secretary's assistant has a baby....

but wait...the baby is a smurf...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*While Supermouse is struggling with the lead bunny, Ransac runs in a hits the smurf on the back of the head with a lead rabbit. The same lead rabbit, coincidently, that Ransac hit Dementia and Maraud on the back of the hit with a few weeks ago.*


There! Smurf problem solved.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
but wait..that was just the smurf that was kinda related to him...


the mega smurf is still running rampant....HIDE YOUR LUNCH MONEY!!!!
 
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