BLOD joins the CPA

[BlackLotusOfDeath]

Hi. You most likely know me as the top poster and mod of the MTGNews forums I will spend most of my time in the battle arena, but I might post on other places too.

 

[Sleepy]

another MTGNews defector

 

[tborren]

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Welcome to the CPA Message Boards.

 

[Volraths_bane]

Most of us are NOT defectors...we are loyal members who make use of specialty items available on this board, namely the Battle Arena.

TO ARMS!!!! TO ARMS!!!!

 

[BlackLotusOfDeath]

V_B is completely right. I would never leave the beloved MTGNEWS forums I just come for the Battle arena.

*SHAMELESS PLUG* (ok, a little bit of shame) Go to www.mtglair.com

 

[Spiderman]

Welcome!

 

[Gerode]

Welcome to the CPA!

f34r the psychos!

 

[Ransac]

Welcome!


Okay, enough squawking. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the urinary dump station. Also, here's your invitation to the summer reading program for midgets, your bunny gloves, and your key to the secret administrative spa, where the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in the jacuzzi.


Enjoy!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[fuzzy510]

Welcome to the CPA!

Oh, and has anybody ever looked at the midget porn?

 

[Ransac]

Actually, last time I looked, it was missing. But, don't worry, I'll put some more there.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[maraud234]

But I'll put it back.

Welcome to whoever is new here and stuff.

 

[fuzzy510]

Geez, stealing the midget porn. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MARAUD?????????

 

[maraud234]

I'm sorry. I won't do it anymore.

 

[Ransac]

We forgive. Just don't do it agai.......HEY!!!!!! It's missing again!!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Major Crime]

Is this porn for midgets or porn of midgets. Or put it this way, is it just stashed at knee height or is it stuffing at knee height.

Right now that I have lowered (no joke intented) the tone around here I'll leave.

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

wait...there's a whole plane's worth of pie to throw...WOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO!

:rags the clown car since neither it nor the Stationwagon of Welcomeness (tm) are working. Pulls out the E-Z bake oven and hucks exactly 1432 pies at the newbie (all of different flavors btw) then sets up a table, chairs, and food. Roast pig, punch, pie, and pineapple::

mmmmm hawiian. EVERYONE GETS LAYED (punny right!)

 

[BlackLotusOfDeath]

A) Please dont call me a newbie.
B) Yes, too punny.
C) Can you post attachments here?
D) I just realised that I use lettered lists too much.

 

[fuzzy510]

I've always assumed that it was porn of midgets, which would then be marketed as porn for midgets. Hope that answers your question, Major Crime.

 

[Phyrexian Pie-Eater]

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::walking pie kicks him in the face:: STOP HARASSING THE NEWBIES!

 

[menolikeygurus]

my gift to you.....

HOT DOGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!