Story Time!

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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
The penguin takes a shower and then takes off the penguin mask, revealing a dead fish; it gets embarrassed and, to protect the eyes of all those kiddies watching out there, it wraps a newspaper around itself.
 
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Phyrexian Pie-Eater

Guest
A REAL penguin in the clown car pulls up, grabs the fish, and eats it...it then procedes to run down any remaining characters and then names itself King of Phyrexia
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
But then, the federal government intervenes, and names Bob Dole Jr. Jr. King of Phyrexia.
 
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Sleepy

Guest
the nation of Phyrexia declares war on the US, and soon Urza's cannonballs fill the air...
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
But, then, a homophobic ostrich eats the Phyrexian cannons, which leads to....



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Sleepy

Guest
Bob Dole, now glowing, developes an unnatural and obsessive attraction to the penguin...
 
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sageridder

Guest
Heads down butts up that's how Bob Dole likes to,doobie doobie doo.
 
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Sleepy

Guest
the penguin is not amused as it is in love with Anna and it really wanted to be King of Phyrexia so it gets its freind the homophobic ostrich to eat Bob Dole...
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
But, the homophobic ostrich, true to it's name, runs away at the sight of Bob Dole.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Darkstar

Guest
.. at the sight of Bob Dole's impotencey. Then Bob downs a few Viagras to..
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
...turns to her little blue friend, the Pepsi bottle.
 
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Sleepy

Guest
...Anna is still horny, so the penguin sees his chance. he stealthily creeps up on her and...
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
...pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt, pokes her in the butt.
 
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theorgg

Guest
Frank Zappa walks by singing "right up the poop shoot!" over and over as...
 
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