Hello, Just trying to meet some folks...

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac snaps his fingers and a black bag appears around his shoulder.*


I love doing that.

*Ransac then pulls a parchment out of the bag.*

Hmm, it says here that the "nickname speech", previously given by Zadok001 and Fuzzy510, was given many, many more times than my welcome speech.


However, you are right. Change is good.

Allow me to introduce to you my "new" welcome format. It's around the same thing, but everything, except the "spa" thing, will be different for each member.

For example:

Welcome!


Okay, enough beating-around-the-bush. Here's you room key, strategically located next to the picture of the one, lead squirrel. Also, here are your complimentary tickets to the monkey poo-flinging contest, your invitation to eat a banana, and you key to the super, secret...........etc.

Enjoy!




Better?



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Good, Ransac.

Now stop saying "Qelcome." Only I am stupid and sane enough to say "Qelcome."
 
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menolikeygurus

Guest
That is great ransac.

btw...maraud...my weapon is..THE WALKER OF INTOLERANCE!

got it from a fogey who couldnt tolerate me....
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
TURD CUTTER!!!: Hi!
*Everybody starts running away from TURD CUTTER!!!, screaming and kicking each other in the nuts*
Was it something I said?
 
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tborren

Guest
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