Call to arms, guard your daughters!

[Namielus]

i do not want this

i'm losing ground
you know how this world can beat you down
i'm made of clay
i fear i'm the only one who thinks this way
i'm always falling down the same hill
bamboo puncturing this skin
and nothing comes bleeding out of me just like a waterfall i'm drowning in
2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face
and if i could just reach you maybe i could leave this place
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
you don't know just how i feel
i stay inside my bed
i have lived so many lives all in my head
don't tell me that you care
there really isn't anything, is there?
you would know, wouldn't you?
you extend your hand to those who suffer
to those who know what it really feels like
to those who've had a taste
like that means something
and oh so sick i am
and maybe i don't have a choice
and maybe that is all i have
and maybe this is a cry for help
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
i do not want this
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
don't you tell me how i feel
you don't know just how i feel

i want to know everything
i want to be everywhere
i want to **** everyone in the world

i want to do something that matters

NIN - I do not want this

I don't. I meant for this to be a reason to pick on luke now, its fun... I've done it to many times to be fun... wait no. This conversation needs to be stearred away from when it is heading now.

And Spidy you hit the nail on the head

 

[Spiderman]

oooo, I got something right!

And theorgg, I think Ransac meant caber tossing, as in tossing those big tree trunks end over end and is some big sport in Scotland(?)

 

[Namielus]

Yes that would be right to, as long as they are not eyeing their sister(s) (Don't ask...)

 

[Duel]

Eying their sisters.....
Riight......

Namielus, have you ever SEEN my sister?!? Dear god, man. She's 10!

 

[Namielus]

Ick! ICK! ICK!!!

If she was born to the same mother as you I say, Place a Brown Bag over her face, and burn her while she doesn't notice...


(This of course meaning no offensive to Duel, only his sister)

 

[Kaeldra]

Zadok must be quite easily distracted...

(although i suppose that depends on what a Sara does when attatched to a Zadok...)

 

[Namielus]

No no, overt your attention from sara and bring it homing in on luke, think luke, luke, luke...

 

[Almindhra]

how can you pick on Luke?...Seriously...Hes like, perfect...Almost ...

 

[Duel]

Sara does some rather distracting stuff while on Zadok.... I can hardly blame him for not untapping properly. She could twiddle my island any day...

On the other hand, her kissing is rapidly improving. He no longer is fully conscious by the end (not that he ever really is), and keeps getting pink hearts in his vision and has a tendency to relax every muscles in his body when she kisses him, which leads to some interesting dismounts.....

*shakes his head*

Spring fever is such a funny thing.....

 

[Killer Joe]

<In a Sean Connery-like voice>
Alex, I'll take "CPA Threads" for $100, you girly-girl.

Answer:
A pretzel, dominatrix boots and untapping.

Question: What is 'Call to arms, guard your daughters!' thread?

Okay, where do we go from here?
What a mess you've made, Ally & DUke!

 

[DÛke]

...lol...YellowJacket.

 

[Duel]

*grins*
We have maybe 2 days before this thread goes to Off Topic....

 

[TomB]

Actually, I _did_ hold off on moving it before. I figured that as an apology it should remain easily accessible, but since you asked...

 

[Ertai]

If only there were a "Sara" card...

Sara 1UU
Enchant Zadok
Play only on a Zadok you control.
Comes into play with 5 kiss counters.
Remove a kiss counter: Enchanted Zadok makes a mistake.

 

[Duel]

Ooh! We are SO getting him that for a graduation present.... anyone know how we can make one?

 

[Apollo]

Almindhra made me a lovely Apollo card. You should try PMing her to find out what she used to make it, or maybe she'll find this herself. It had a picture and everything... I'm sure she told me what program it was, but now I can't remember... oh well. Ask her what it was.

 

[Duel]

Actually, I think it won't be too hard. We have our rescources......

It's coming out in Odyssey! Muahahaha!

 

[Kaeldra]

hehehehehehe...!

i'm sorry... that's just TOOOOOO funny!!!

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

you HAVE to do that! (and post a picture... heheh...)

 

[Almindhra]

Apollo...I used Dante's Card Maker, and made the pic..

 

[Zadok001]

Oh, dear God. The worst part is, you'll PLAY that! (And I suppose I'll just have to take it...)