...and I have proof. vell, not official proof, but these pieces definitely do fit together.
1. I have knovn k9archmage since third grade, and have gotten to knov him very vell
2. Recently, he has become obsessed vith hamsters and slugs. (In fourth grade, he vas obsessed vith ants. Legend has it that he vas playing vith the ants at the Roman Coliseum)
3. He is short and blonde. Vhile that has nothing to do vith this, I felt that everyone should knov this.
4. All that he dovnloads off of napster is messed up songs that are funny.
5. The vay that k9archmage and chernobyl hamster post are so similar that it's freaky.
6. That hoipa post of his is quite suspicious
If you're not convinced, screv you. If you are convinced, then GOOD FOR YOU!
If I am incorrect, then VELCOME! I vill nov kick you in the balls.