Qelcome!
Far more fearsome than the "bitting loonies" are those who never say anything but "Welcome" with the occasional "!"
They mean only harm. But then, I didn't need to tell you that.
*cough cough* *nudge nudge*
By the way, I know "Qelcome" is spelled incorrectly. The reason for this is as elusive as the reason the chicken crossed the road... I never got that joke.