Death Test

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

April 5, 2071 at the age of 84.

Cancer 27%
Heart Attack 14%
Alien Abduction 13% (I must be a perfect specimen, they want to preserve me so badly)
Drowning 12%
Suicide 8%
Homicide 7%
Loneliness 6%

But my percentage for the alien abduction scares me...

 

[fuzzy510]

Originally posted by Thallid Ice Cream Man

Suicide 8%

Ha! TICM hates his life!

May 10, 2057 at the age of 70. (Eerie, that's my B-day...)

Heart Attack 37%
Cancer 21%
Alien Abduction 19%

Scary. Oh well. Maybe I'll see Mulder.

4 days 'til Chaos Turtle dies! No offense.

Actually, now it's 3 days.

 

[Ransac]

My brother took the test and will die 3 years before I do. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will die at the age of 81.

His stats:Heart Attack(28%)
Cancer(17%)
Suicide(10%)
Alien Abuction(7%)
Homicide(7%)
Confusion(5%)
Drowning(5%)
Loneliness(5%)

He questions the drowning, but not the loneliness, confusion, or alien abduction.



Interesting note:110364 had claimed to have leprosy when my brother took the test.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Teferi]

October 10, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Drowning (13%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country(?) (10%)
Alien Abduction(?)(6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)


Execution in a third world country? WTF! Alien abduction?!

 

[fuzzy510]

Originally posted by Teferi
Public Execution In a Third World Country(?) (10%)[/B]

Looks like you better stay away from Africa, Teferi.

 

[Darsh]

October 2, 2045 at the age of 60 yrs old
On that date you will most likely die from.
Heart Attack 37%
Cancer 18%
Third Degree Burns 6%
Loneliness 5%(LOL)

Looks like I will die LONG before everyone else, except CT.
(It's not good when you have a sharp pain in your side below your ribcage is it?)

 

[K9Archmage]

I will die at 83

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Wild Animal Mauling (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (6%)


I like that wild animal mauling thing.hehehe.

Hoipa

 

[Apollo]

Public execution? Yeah, I can see that.

CT dies tomorrow...

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Originally posted by Daggertooth
So what are you going to do with the remainder of your life?

Perform two-slit experiments.

 

[Daggertooth]

SO, How does it feel to be dead. You are dead right? well, of cource you are, the death test proves it. I hope your deadly Contagious Disease didn't spread to anyone else in the CPA.

A moment of silence for CT........

Daggertooth

 

[TURD CUTTER!!!]

On March 3, 2063, I will die at the age of 75.

I will most likely die of:
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Drowning (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)

After adding up those percentages, they only added up to 77%. That means that there is a 23% chance that I will die of something other than Cancer, Heart Attack, Electrolysis, Drowning, Horrible Accident, Alcoholism, Third Degree Burns, or Suicide.

After looking at other people's results, most people are most likely to die of either Cancer or Heart Attack. I think that these things are rigged.

Well, if I'm gonna die at 75, I can still become president and ruin the country! cool!

 

[Cateran Emperor]

Soooo, I guess we should hold a funeral for CT then, shouldn't we?

Unless he's somehow still alive... or undead. That could be a problem...

 

[FlyingMonkeysVerbatum]

Aw, MAN!!!! I'm gonna croak at age 44 from a drive-by! THAT BLOWS WIND!!!!!!!!! EAT my testes, you spark FREAKS!!!!!

 

[Apollo]

Is he dead?

 

[nodnarb24]

CT did die yesterday but I performed some "experiments" and brought him back to life. He may have the urge to eat human brains but I'm working on a drug that will fix that. So you might want to stay away from him for the next few days until I get the drug ready.

 

[fuzzy510]

I took this again...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 12, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (12%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)