Warning: very crazy female member coming!

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Bob

Guest
Leeloo, from very insane Star wars forums, is coming. She is female, and very insane. Ransac has compettion!!!
 
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Bob

Guest
CrazyJediSwitch!!!!
She's insane, but nice, but shes a SPAMMER!!!THE HORROR!!!!
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Oh, ReALLY??????????


I *looks sarcastic* have competition? Well, NOW I might, due to the fact that I have been SCOLDED into cutting down spam(the revolution is NOT yet over). If she had come a month before, no way. I AM the King of Off-Topic. I........am a lumberjack!!!!!!!!! Wait, no........wrong song. Ah yes, here's the right song.

Sleigh bells ring
Are you listenin'?


No. That's not it either. Well, if I could just find i......AH!!!!!! HERE IT IS!!!!!


Well, this is the story of a guy named Al
He lived in the sewer with his hamster pal
But, the sanitation worker really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordian and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And worked in a nasal discongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had the same recurring dream
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream
But, that really not important to the story.


You can buy the CD to listen to the rest.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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CrazyJediSwitch

Guest
I memorized that song muwhahahaha!!! and if YOU are the KING, well then I AM THE GODESS!!!!!

Rest of the song--
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Show!


You're a lumberjack?? *points at him* weirdo, weirdo, weirdo..!!!! *dances around in a circle chanting weirdo, weirdo weirdo.. did I tell ya about the cow in my brain? he tries to steal my ideas and publish them

*starts singing more*
Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some bit tortured genius
and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?
Now my baby's in love with--
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
I can't believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette
 
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Gerode

Guest
You DO know what a Wundindlynig is, don't you. EVERY good Off-Topic member knows what a Wundindlynig is.
 
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CrazyJediSwitch

Guest
Yeah, I scare everyone..'specially if I tell 'em I didnt take my meds... I wonder why??
 
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DÛke

Guest
...and I didn't know? What is goin' on here!

Oh well...I guess I missed it...

...a female "spammer"?

First of it's kind...

...plus...wait...um...


"NAAAAAH"...

:)
 
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Apollo

Guest
Oh, great, now they'll be competing to see who can be dumber...:rolleyes:
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
No competing neccessary. I fit that category more than ANYONE ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!




Wait a minute.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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CrazyJediSwitch

Guest
You LIE!!!! MUWHAHAHAH!!!
and you got that right! I'm a FEMALE SPAMER!!!!!!!! Muwhahahahahahahahahahaha!! Whats so bad about spam anyway? :)
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Nobody is crazier than the Almighty Lord of Fuzziness, ME!!!! Or maybe Ransac. I dunno. $5 says this goes into the voting forum eventually.
 
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