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Bob_the_Cleric: hEY kIDDIES, iT'S tHE tOMMY tHE tOTALITARIAN cOFFEE pOT sHOW? wANT sOME cOFFEE?
Messenger of Death: lol
Bob_the_Cleric: little kid: Mommy, that crazy Ice Cream Man with an eye hanging out is scaring me.
Mommy: That's just an escaped mental patient
Messenger of Death: like me?
Messenger of Death: stop defaming nutcases
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommie: WHAT?? You don't like my show! YOU DIE NOW!!! (Tommie shoots nodnarb24. He dies in a corner.
Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHA!! Nobody messes with the best coffee pot on CPTV!!!!
Messenger of Death: CP?
Bob_the_Cleric: hEY! yOU tYPED wRONG! yOU dIE nOW!!!!
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots fuzzy510.
All the little kids on the set scoot away slowly.)
Director: Could we get the janitor in here? (Janitor sweeps nodnarb's remains off the floor.)
Director: Ah, that's better. Look happy, kids! take two.
hEY kIDDIES! wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Jimmy: I don't. Coffee's stupid.
(kids laugh)
wHAT'S tHAT? yOU dIE nOW !
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots Jimmy.)
nOW wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Messenger of Death: good act
Messenger of Death: but you DIe NOW!
Messenger of Death: ::fires 16 exploding gun shells at Tommy::
Bob_the_Cleric: sO, i'M gOING tO aSSUME yOU pEOPLE dO wANT sOME cOFFEE...
wHAT kIND dO yOU wANT? aNSWER mE oR gO tO tHE gULAG aRCHIPELAGO!
hAA hAAAAA hAAAAAA!
Bob_the_Cleric: Boooriiing.
[me] changes channel to "Denny the Dump-Truck Dictator". [/me]
Messenger of Death: hahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommy: What? You want Irish Cream? You think there is some sort of choice??? YOU DIE NOW!!!!
(Tommy shoots K9Archmage, sending blood all over the place.)
Tommy: FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Messenger of Death: LOL
Bob_the_Cleric: Don't think you can kill Tommy. Tommy never dies
Messenger of Death: neither do i
Messenger of Death: ::eats tommy::
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommie: You don't know how I feel! Nobody does! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!
(Tommie blasts Gerode and his weasel to a point where they can't be regnerated.)
Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who's next????
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Bob_the_Cleric: i'VE bEEN tOLD bY mY sUPERIORS tO tREAT tHE kIDDIES a lITTLE mORE nICELY.
aNYWAY, lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL tO eVERYONE'S fAVORITE cOFFEE, "Stalin's Choice!"
Kids: Oooooooh!
Freddy: Stalin's Choice stinks!
Kids: Hah hah hah!
Tommy: (to self) hMM... tHIS iS aN oPPORTUNITY tO tEST oUT tHAT "bEING nICE tO kIDS" tHING...
hEY fREDDY, gUESS wHAT?
Freddy: What, coffee-butt?
Kids: (bursting into laughter) Haw haw!
nO, iT'S gOOD! yOU'VE wON a fREE tRIP tO sIBERIA! yOU aND aNOTHER vICT-eR, gUEST wILL fLY tO sIBERIA fOR 2 dAYS aND 4 nIGHTS!
Freddy: Yay! Yay!!!! Thanks Mr. Tommy Butt!
tHAT'S a gOOD kID!
Other Kids: We wanna go too!
aH, sORRY, i cAN'T tAKE yOU...
oH wELL, aNYWAY, iT'S rEADING tIME!
lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL oN tHIS wONDERFUL "Stalin's Choice" cOFFEE, sHALL wE?
" This wonderful taste experience is created through just the right combination of ground gourmet coffee beans, the cleanest dirt in Russia, and the blood and sweat of the proletariat! Drink to your health, comrade!"
Kids: Oooooooooh! Coffee!
Messenger of Death: hahahahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: This is all rfom the funniest website in the world, www.casualplayers.org
Messenger of Death: oh ****
Messenger of Death: my fleets smashed.
Bob_the_Cleric: nODNARB! yOU sEEM lIKE a bRIGHT yOUNG mAN! wANT tO gO kILL sOME pROLES? eH, cOMRADES
Messenger of Death: hahahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: My favorite variety is the Bolshevik Blend!
Revolutionarily delicious!
Bob_the_Cleric: wHAT? yOU tHINK yOU gET a cHOICE, lIKE tHIS iS sOME cAPATALIST cOUNTRY oR sOMETHING????
???????????
gUESS wHAT...
yOU gET a fREE oNE-wAY tRIP tO sIBERIA! wE'LL fLY yOU aND a gUEST tO tHE fREEZING cOLD oF sIBERIA wHERE yOU wILL bE dEPOSITED wITH oNLY a rAZOR, aN eYEGLASS rEPAIR kIT, aND tHREE bAGS oF cANDY! yOU'LL tRULY bE "rOUGHING iT"!
Messenger of Death: WHEEE!
Messenger of Death: ::injects tommy with psych meds
Bob_the_Cleric: The CPA rules. it's the funniest site i've even been to. In fact, I'm going to post this there
Messenger of Death: lol
Bob_the_Cleric: little kid: Mommy, that crazy Ice Cream Man with an eye hanging out is scaring me.
Mommy: That's just an escaped mental patient
Messenger of Death: like me?
Messenger of Death: stop defaming nutcases
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommie: WHAT?? You don't like my show! YOU DIE NOW!!! (Tommie shoots nodnarb24. He dies in a corner.
Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHA!! Nobody messes with the best coffee pot on CPTV!!!!
Messenger of Death: CP?
Bob_the_Cleric: hEY! yOU tYPED wRONG! yOU dIE nOW!!!!
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots fuzzy510.
All the little kids on the set scoot away slowly.)
Director: Could we get the janitor in here? (Janitor sweeps nodnarb's remains off the floor.)
Director: Ah, that's better. Look happy, kids! take two.
hEY kIDDIES! wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Jimmy: I don't. Coffee's stupid.
(kids laugh)
wHAT'S tHAT? yOU dIE nOW !
(Tommy the Totalitarian Coffee Pot shoots Jimmy.)
nOW wHO wANTS cOFFEE?
Messenger of Death: good act
Messenger of Death: but you DIe NOW!
Messenger of Death: ::fires 16 exploding gun shells at Tommy::
Bob_the_Cleric: sO, i'M gOING tO aSSUME yOU pEOPLE dO wANT sOME cOFFEE...
wHAT kIND dO yOU wANT? aNSWER mE oR gO tO tHE gULAG aRCHIPELAGO!
hAA hAAAAA hAAAAAA!
Bob_the_Cleric: Boooriiing.
[me] changes channel to "Denny the Dump-Truck Dictator". [/me]
Messenger of Death: hahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommy: What? You want Irish Cream? You think there is some sort of choice??? YOU DIE NOW!!!!
(Tommy shoots K9Archmage, sending blood all over the place.)
Tommy: FWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Messenger of Death: LOL
Bob_the_Cleric: Don't think you can kill Tommy. Tommy never dies
Messenger of Death: neither do i
Messenger of Death: ::eats tommy::
Bob_the_Cleric: Tommie: You don't know how I feel! Nobody does! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!
(Tommie blasts Gerode and his weasel to a point where they can't be regnerated.)
Tommie: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who's next????
__________________
Bob_the_Cleric: i'VE bEEN tOLD bY mY sUPERIORS tO tREAT tHE kIDDIES a lITTLE mORE nICELY.
aNYWAY, lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL tO eVERYONE'S fAVORITE cOFFEE, "Stalin's Choice!"
Kids: Oooooooh!
Freddy: Stalin's Choice stinks!
Kids: Hah hah hah!
Tommy: (to self) hMM... tHIS iS aN oPPORTUNITY tO tEST oUT tHAT "bEING nICE tO kIDS" tHING...
hEY fREDDY, gUESS wHAT?
Freddy: What, coffee-butt?
Kids: (bursting into laughter) Haw haw!
nO, iT'S gOOD! yOU'VE wON a fREE tRIP tO sIBERIA! yOU aND aNOTHER vICT-eR, gUEST wILL fLY tO sIBERIA fOR 2 dAYS aND 4 nIGHTS!
Freddy: Yay! Yay!!!! Thanks Mr. Tommy Butt!
tHAT'S a gOOD kID!
Other Kids: We wanna go too!
aH, sORRY, i cAN'T tAKE yOU...
oH wELL, aNYWAY, iT'S rEADING tIME!
lET'S rEAD tHE lABEL oN tHIS wONDERFUL "Stalin's Choice" cOFFEE, sHALL wE?
" This wonderful taste experience is created through just the right combination of ground gourmet coffee beans, the cleanest dirt in Russia, and the blood and sweat of the proletariat! Drink to your health, comrade!"
Kids: Oooooooooh! Coffee!
Messenger of Death: hahahahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: This is all rfom the funniest website in the world, www.casualplayers.org
Messenger of Death: oh ****
Messenger of Death: my fleets smashed.
Bob_the_Cleric: nODNARB! yOU sEEM lIKE a bRIGHT yOUNG mAN! wANT tO gO kILL sOME pROLES? eH, cOMRADES
Messenger of Death: hahahaha
Bob_the_Cleric: My favorite variety is the Bolshevik Blend!
Revolutionarily delicious!
Bob_the_Cleric: wHAT? yOU tHINK yOU gET a cHOICE, lIKE tHIS iS sOME cAPATALIST cOUNTRY oR sOMETHING????
???????????
gUESS wHAT...
yOU gET a fREE oNE-wAY tRIP tO sIBERIA! wE'LL fLY yOU aND a gUEST tO tHE fREEZING cOLD oF sIBERIA wHERE yOU wILL bE dEPOSITED wITH oNLY a rAZOR, aN eYEGLASS rEPAIR kIT, aND tHREE bAGS oF cANDY! yOU'LL tRULY bE "rOUGHING iT"!
Messenger of Death: WHEEE!
Messenger of Death: ::injects tommy with psych meds
Bob_the_Cleric: The CPA rules. it's the funniest site i've even been to. In fact, I'm going to post this there