Taking a real card and making a rip-off of it about you

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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Skyshroud Cutter 3G
Creature-Beast
If you control a forest, you may have each other player gain 5 life instead of paying Skyshroud Cutter's mana cost.
2/2

Turd Cutter 3Brown
Creature-Plumber
If you control a turd, you may have each other player fart instead of paying Turd Cutter's mana cost.
0/3
"WOAH! WHAT THE **** IS THAT SMELL?"
-The man with the big nose
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Ransack
3U
Sorcery
Look at the top five cards of you library. Put any number of those cards in any order on the top of your library. Put the rest in any order on the bottom of your library.

Ransac
3U
Instant
Kill target player.
This spell cannot be targeted by spells or abilities

"Oh no, not you again"




HEY!! I think it's a good improvement!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man



P.S. This is my 700th post.
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
Ransac, that is much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much better than the original
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Teferi, teferi, there are a buttload of Ransac cards, too. Just capitalize on the occasion that a card of you can be made.



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Real card:

Island

tap:add one blue mana to your mana pool

fake card:

Rye-Land
tap: Add one bread to your mana pool

HOipa
 
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Darsh

Guest
Darkness B
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.


Darshness B
Each other player puts a card from his/her deck into their hand, then each player removes all other copies of the chosen card from the game, if the card chosen is white or an enchantment that player discards that card.(You cannot choose lands)


"Rule #13-NEVER trust a black-mage. Mages' Guide to the Multiverse."
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
scare tactics b
instant

all your creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn

Blair Tactics u
instant

all magnet students get +x/+x ,where x is there test score, until end of turn

Hoipa
 
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TURD CUTTER!!!

Guest
k9-that's not about you, but whatever

hoipa

i'm not crazy, i just have no brain

Telekinesis UU
Instant
Target creature deals no damage during combat this
turn. Creature becomes tapped and may not untap as
normal during its controller's next two untap phases.

Turdekinesis Brown
Instant
Poop on target creature. Creature becomes tapped and may not be cleaned off until the game is over.


Darkness B
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Fartness Brown
Prevent all air fresheners from being used this turn.
 
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MrXarvox

Guest
real cards:

Terror 1B
instant
Bury target nonblack, nonartifact creature.


Pain/Suffering B/3R
Sorcery
Target player discards a card from their hand/ Destroy target land



My card:

Horror 2B
Enchantment
Sacrifice Horror, bring a Terror and a Pain/ Suffering into play from your hand, say, "the terror, the horror, the pain and the suffering!"
Target opponent becomes frightened and dies. if he/she does not, you may stare at them menacingly until they become frightened and die.
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Real card:

Ication moneychanger
blablabla, text is too long

fake card:

Ication honeychanger 1 gold gold
summon townsfolk

tap: put a honey counter on target creature
if there are 2 honey counters on a creature, you may remove them to put a 2/1 gold honey token into play.
If there is a winnie pooh in play, any player may sacrifice it to remove all honey counters and honey tokens from the game.
0/2

Hoipa
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Goblin King 1RR
Creature-Lord
blah, blah, blah

Fuzzy King 1BB
Creature-Lord
T: Give all CPA Members fuzzy haircuts.
2/2

Yes, it sucks. But hey, I can give everybody haircuts. What's bad about that?
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Real card:
Ication soldier

fake card:
Ication mold 2 grey grey
summon [insert text here]

tap:[insert text here]

[insert text here]/[insert text here]

good, isnt it?
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Here's one.

Lord of the Undead
We all know what it does.


Lord of the Off-Topic
1UB
Summon Ransac
1U, T:Freak target player out.
1B, T:Destroy target player that has been freaked out.
2/2


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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