CPA:The Series

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Bob

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I thought I'd try this out and see how everyone likes this:
Characters:
Dairy Land(Wackier Members)
Bob: ruler of Dairy Land
Whimsy: Queen of Wackiness
K9 Archmage: Attack Dog
Townfolk:
Ransac, Bob's long lost son and Villiage Idiot
Nodnarb, Rat Man
Apollo, Birdy
ErinPuff, head of I-Love-Weird Al-Club
DW, Town Brain
H-mage: Maniacal Megolomaniacal Mad Scientist Guy
H-mage's pet dragon
Darsh: You don't want to know....
Fuzzy: Mayor of Happy Fuzzyland, and Theif


The Forest
Multani, Ruler of The Forest
TICM, Royal Guard
Random Plants

Techno Land(Seriouser members, and Admins)
Ed,the Exalted: Ruler of Techno Land
The Dukes:
Zadok,The Duke of Greater Good
TomB,The Archangel Duke
Orgg,The Duke of Orggishness
Spiderman,The Duke of Webs
Istanbul,The Duke of Pies, and Rival of Duke
DUke, The Duke of Dukes
Townfolk:
CE: Big Tough Guy
PJ: Beautiful Poor girl in love with a "DUke"
Jaws: Attack Shark
CT: Town Brain
Griffith: Famous Artist
Zero:Mysterious Fortune teller
Almindhra: Conpisiring against Duke
Riva: Nasty Necromancer

Cave of Despair(Bad Guys)
Dakkon blackblade:General of the dark Forces
The Master: Wants to Destroy the CPA(Bwa ha ha ha!!!)

Sorry if your not on this, i'll fix it later
If you don't want to be on it, just tell me
And if you want to be in a different Kingdom, or have a different identity, tell me!

The story will be up once everyone is satisfied...
 
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DÛke

Guest
...!

It sounds like one of those RPGs where there's a lot of action, and a little of romance to spice things up! That's cool...

How did you know all this stuff! How did you know Istanbul was my rival! Quite accurate! How did you know Almindhra is conspiring against me (not anymore, we're friends)! Accurate also. Terra firma! Mea culpa! (j/k about the mea culpa)

Anyway, I'm satisfied...though one thing, can I help you write? <with sad innocent eyes> Can I help you write this? <hides hand around himself>
<with even sadder, more innocent look> Pleeeeeease!

Ok, enough acting, thanks. :)
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
I give this thread a week before it's entirely abandoned and shuned for eternity...

But that week it survives should be great!
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
No, these last usually two weeks. Regardless, they're great fun, so I'm in.
 
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dw51688

Guest
Brain?????????

Hate mail form:

To: Bob
From: _____
Subject: GRRR!
Text: I highly despise of you portraying me as a ________. Do you think it is a little ___________. I think that the idea is ____________. I ______ you.

Sincerely,
_______

Kidding! ;)
 
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ErinPuff

Guest
OoooooOoooOooohhhh, I'm the head of the I-Love-Weird-Al club!!!

And I'm in DAIRY LAND, too! ..sounds like a new theme park in Disneyworld or something.. I like!
 
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Bob

Guest
DUke:Of course you can help me!

Almindhra: Okey-dokey, YJ is an old bee in Techno land

Fuzzy:Umm...check dairy land....your Mayor of happy fuzzyland and a theif

Hawaiian mage: You smell funny:)

CE: thanks. youre a big tough guy in Techno land

TICM: You smell funny too:)

Arhar: sure, you can be in techno land

dw: you smell funnier than h and TICM:):)

ErinPuff: yep, and i'm a member. Like my sig?

Here's the story's beginning....
14 years ago...

Scene: Dairy castle, surrounded by the pastureized moat of milk, is in a horrible storm, typical of a movie with young children captured by a villian and grow up as a poor person....(cliche, ain't it?)
A Dark Figure points across the Milken Moat, and millions of Rats, squirrels, and Rabid wombats run across, and chew on the castle, and cows come out to fight them...
Hours later, a Figure in a dark robe takes a baby from the black armored General, and leaves on a Dragon....
Now, in the present....
I'll continue tomorrow...

[Edited by Bob on 12-27-00 at 08:18 PM]
 
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Apollo

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Ooh, I'm a birdy! How did you ever think of that? Brilliant!:)

Sounds fun. I'm in. Feel free to make my character as wacky as you like (after being a cabin boob, I can handle anything).:)
 
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Bob

Guest
DUke:Thanks

manchot:K then, since I don't know how you act, you'll be in Techno Land...

YJ:Your welcome, Old bee.

Darsh: Youre right, you DONT want to know

Apollo: Okay, youre a Jester for the Kings, member of The ILWAC, and a bird who enjoys flying into things....Oh, and you like to eat earwax....nummy.

In the present:
The Kingdom of Dairy was having a festival, called Mooakah, Festival of Cows.
All of the cows were set free, and partied in the streets with the humans, and at Techno Land, the 6 Dukes were planning a larger festival, for both Kingdoms always wanted to be bigger and better, though techno land was bigger, wealthier, had a larger and more powerful Military, and the peasants were happier.
They were not enemies at all. They were allies, though they competed.
TomB: I suppose it should be called: Angelakah!
Zadok: Who would name a festival Angelica? It should Be the Fest of gre-
TomB: No, you fool, Angelakah! A N G E L A K A H!!!
Zadok: Still, it's a foolish name! The Fest of Greater good is better!!!!
DUke: No, you are all fools! We shall call it: The Festival of BLOOD!
Istanbul: No, Festival of Pies!!!I LIKE PIE!!!!
Spiderman: Ugh, no. FESTIVAL OF WEBS!!!
Orgg: No, No, no! The Fest of Pies, Angels, webs, greater good, and BLOOD!!!
All: NO!
Ed: How about the Edstival?
All Dukes:[Thinking "it sucks!"]Great, oh Mighty Exalted Ed!
Ed: I knew you'd like it!

Meanwhile, in Dairy Land:
A boy runs up to the Kingdom gate, which is open, and runs in, his shirt tattered, and him bleeding all over....
Then troops ride up on Horses.
The Cows remembered the troops, and closed the gates, they were Dark Troops...
ErinPuff, a kind young lady, ran up to the injured boy, she needs to operate on him. There are no doctors in the town, and she decides to be the doctor, because her children too had been captured by The dark Forces...
erinpuff: Like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time!!!! Like a sur-r-r-r-geon, got your kidneys, on my mind!!!!
Well, the boy grew up, and ErinPuff fed him nothing but Sauerkraut.

That's al for now! DUke, you take over!
 
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DÛke

Guest
But I think I'll see the main stream of the story before adding anything that may not suit it. Thank you though. :)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...Bob gave me some inside info about the story, so I'll be able to continue, between now and then.

And so...

...days and nights pass by. Not much of interest is happening in either of the towns. It was pretty settling. Until the "One Day"...

<In the Techno Land's castle>

The Dukes sat down in a round table...waiting for their overly lame orders from their so called "master", Ed, the Exalted.

<Ed was late to this meeting, AS ALWAYS>

Zadok: He's ALWAYS LATE! How is he the "master"! If it was up to me, I would--

TomB: Hush! Here comes the "master"!

<Zadok shuts up quickly and replaces his angry feature with a...um...a more pleasant one>

The Dukes arise, saluting Ed as he enters with a guard on each side. DÛke and Istanbul, though, didn't bother to even stand up.

Ed: DÛke, Istanbul? <with a loud, majestic voice> What's the meaning of your disrespect?

Istanbul: Oh, SIR! I didn't see you come IN!

<Istanbul quickly arises, saluting ED>

Ed sighs, and looks at DÛke, who was still sitting down...

Ed: DÛke?

DÛke: Oh, sir...<sigh> it's you...AGAIN!

Ed: Pardon?

Zadok quickly rushes towards DÛke, and puts his hands over DÛke's mouth, trying to shut him up.

Zadok: hehehehe, he meant: OH, GREAT ONE! WHAT A SHINING MOMMENT TIS THE MOMMENT YOU SHOWED UP!

Ed: Well...<stares at DÛke>

Istanbul: Ignore his behavior, Sir...infact...ingore him...we are awaiting your greatful orders (yeah right!).

Ed: Well, as you know, the "One Day" has arrived...you know what that means!

TomB: Yes, WE DO, SIR! <pokes Orgg and whispers> what's the "One Day"?

Ed keeps talking...

Ed: The "One Day" is...when the oracle...Almindhra...has predicted a tragedy...and she seems to be right. The Master has just sent us a telepathic message through Almindhra, telling us that he is planning to raid this town, UNLESS we surrounder our GOLD...

Orgg: So, what are your plans?

Ed: WHAT?

Orgg: I mean, what are your plans, SIR!

Ed: <roll eyes> I want to fight him...

DÛke: Not tryin' to sound rude or anything here, "Sir", but...YOU want US to fight HIM?

Ed: Yes, DÛke...I hope you have no problems with my judgments...

DÛke: EVEN if I do, would I tell YOU!

Ed: Excuse me?

Zadok, onces again rushes towards DÛke and attempts to save him from getting "banned form the CP---I mean, Techno Land...

Zadok: HE MEANT: "EVEN IF I DO, would I DARE challenge YOU...the greater good of all?"

Ed: <stares at DÛke in an evil way> Well...

TomB: If you want us to fight him, we'll fight him...SIR!

Ed: MUCH BETTER.

Prepare for war!

Take it away, Bob. :)

[Edited by DÛke on 12-28-00 at 01:26 PM]
 
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Gerode

Guest
I wanna be a victim of your literary talents!

[me] starts chanting, pounding his fists into his table every time he repeats the line:[/me]
Let me be in the story! Let me be in the story!
 
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