Magic Players of the World

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Gerode

Guest
Let us prepare, in case the current Hasbro and WotC rumors turn out to be real.

http://www.mtgnews.com/story/644/1/1/1/

THEN WE WILL IMMEDIATELY MARCH TO HASBRO HEADQUARTERS AND DESTROY ALL IN OUR WAKE!!!

Or so we can make a collective sign of relief if they are nothing more than rumors.
 
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Copious Wrath

Guest
*grabs his shotgun and chainsaw*
Hell, I say we march anyways. Why?

Because WE DAMN WELL CAN. Besides, there's nothing like unleashing copious wrath upon a large, greedy corporation.
 
H

Hawaiian mage

Guest
I like that phrase... "I'll do it becuase I damn well can!"

I'm in!
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
[me]looks into his Gun Cabinet.[/me]

Which ones should I take?

[me]pulls out 4 rifles, 2 assualt shotguns, and 2 revolvers.[/me]

Oh yah, forgot something...

[me]pulls out a big 100lb box of ammo.[/me]

Now how am I going to carry all this stuff?
 
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NeuroDeus

Guest
An axe is enough...
...and a bazooka...
...and a shotgun!
 
C

Copious Wrath

Guest
In the usual way, I'd imagine.
*drops a backpack in front of Nodnarb*
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
[me]slings the backpack full of weapons around his back.[/me]

[me]falls flat on his a$$.[/me]

I guess I shouldn't have packed so much...
 
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Riva Iron-Grip

Guest
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[Edited by Riva Iron-Grip on 12-15-00 at 11:54 PM]
 
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Riva Iron-Grip

Guest
hehe
me/ dawns coat of arms( i am norwegian royalty, so haha) around full plate mail. Pulls down his great sword off of the wall.
Lets fuc***' go. i'm ready to kick some a$$

[Edited by Riva Iron-Grip on 12-15-00 at 11:54 PM]
 
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Riva Iron-Grip

Guest
how the hell do you do that? this pisses me off cuz i used to know
 
E

ErinPuff

Guest
**puts on a lab jacket and some protective eyewear, hides in her laboratory, and begins work on the Secret Weapon**
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
Well... Pokemon is finally dead... that's what got cut back... Why bother to march any more?

BECUASE WE DAMN WELL CAN!

Hwaa ha ha ha!
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
[me] does the hokey-pokey, mumbles some strange incantations, and swears when he gets a paper-cut. Suddenly, all of the people in hasbro start flashing rapidly and give each other seizures. They sign the ownership of magic:the gathering to... Me! HAHAHAHHAH![/me]

Another day saved by K9Archmage

Hoipa
 
G

Gerode

Guest
We will steal your catch phrase, BECAUSE WE DAMN WELL CAN!

For the eminent battle:
[me] throws all of the troops Shiny Silver Bullets and Shiny Bayonets to adorn their automatic weapons. [/me]

[Edited by Gerode on 12-16-00 at 04:50 PM]
 
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rYaNsPVT

Guest
... and I say, Unleash the Armageddon around Hasbro offices such there has not been or ever will be again...

[me] calls out the Chariots upon Chariots of angels and Archangels: Radiant... Reya Dawnbringer... Selenia... Lara Croft... arise!!!!![/me]

bring forth the Wrath of Players...
 
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Copious Wrath

Guest
For the answer to that question, I would like you to refer to my catchphrase.
 
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