Lazarus

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DÛke

Guest
...I don't have time to keep up with my original identity as DÛke...much lessly to promote another one. I'm busy, I don't have time for this...
 
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DÛke

Guest
...ever Laz is, he is really doing a good job at keeping us guessing.

Let me see...Dw?
Is that you?
Oh, I wonder what to do...
Is it you?
I have no clue!
Give us anew!
Our options are narrow!
Not PPE, or FoR
Not K9, or Apollo
So who are you?
Dw?
Hmmmm....Zero?
 
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Lazarus

Guest
Narrowing it down, you seem to be;
Close you are, to finding me.

Bored as death, I cannot wait,
After a week, I might cheat fate.

Slightly too intelligent, your guesses seem,
Too much for my personality, I do mean.

And now I will go, and watch from afar,
You who dare guess, my persona will not mar.
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Umm... Yeah. This is kinda getting boring, Lazarus. We ALL know that your me. Now go and tell everyone who you are.

Hoipa
 
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DÛke

Guest
Oh, please, don't cheat your fate
I am close to unmasking you, please wait!
I wonder who could rhyme like you
You seem to be good at what you do
Hmmmm, give us a clue or a date
I don't have much time - it's getting late
Though one think I know
FoR and I do not add commas to our poems
No!

Zadok does, or at least from what I've seen
Maybe that was just in my dream
And what I've seen is not real
But who knows? Not me, not he, not she, not anyone here...

Give us one last clue
Make it good
And I might unmask you
Just one
Nothing more
Just for fun
Alright?
Are you the one?
Zadok?
Or are you Zero
My hun?

Give us a clue
I'll unmask you
 
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Gerode

Guest
[me] looks down Member's List, finding people who he hasn't any recent posts from. [/me]

The Magic Jackal?
TickleMeHellNo?
 
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Apollo

Guest
Well, rhyming poems is quite hard,
But now I'm feeling like quite the bard.

At first DUke seemed to think it was me,
But then he thought it was PPE.

I wonder why he changed his mind,
What other clue did he find?

He said he'd "followed" the phoenix bird,
What could he mean with such a word?

He seemed to think I couldn't write verse,
But I can fake it, for better or worse.

Perhaps Lazarus wasn't quite truthful,
Maybe your quest had been fruitful.

Linking three lines could be tough
Perhaps I'll give it a try,
Though it might be rough

Alas, however, it's time to say "ciao"
As I make my exit,
With a bow.
:D
 
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DÛke

Guest
This is quite confusing
With every clue
What we know is loosing
And I can't find an answer!
This is bruising!

Apollo, I changed my mind
Because it was hard to find
You being a Lazarus side
The clues were clear and wide
But some of them have lied
Lazarus, give us a clue so we glide
Through into the light

One more clue
That's all I'm asking for
Nothing more!
Nothing at all.
One clue
Make it new
Just one Clue!
 
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Teferi

Guest
wow every1 can write poetry but me
i think that i will see
if i can rhyme with the best
so now i put my self to the test..

air line peanuts are a tasty snack
u better watch out cause they're on the attack

eh i got nuttin
 
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Gerode

Guest
I can't write poetry either.
Look over there! A beaver!
Is Lazarus a believer?
His identity is in the ether.

[me]'s English teacher reaches for her vomit bag.[/me]
 
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DÛke

Guest
...I mean, I should've known who this is all along! Let me put it this way: you think you're "sneaky", right? Or at least, that's what you told me in the past...when you were using your REAL name. :)

You're SLEEPY!

You've always been sneaky, since the old days.
 
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Lazarus

Guest
Oh my, oh my, you people guess,
But my identity, I won't confess.

I'm still concealed, and dig you must,
Find my name, you eventually will, I trust.

I think K9, has had a bit much beer,
In his (guesses), he is no seer.

An annoying deck, I love to play,
I play it once, then I die all day.

These clues two, though not very good,
Are better than a wall of wood.

Your guesses are off, I really must say,
But for fun at least, you're willing to play.

Sleepy I am (though not my name!),
It seems to me, I've gotten a little fame.

That's all for now, once more again,
I clue again later, when I pick up my pen.
 
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