Huh. Don't count on getting too many responses, fella.
But anyway, I'll go ahead and steal Zadok's nickname speech just to end his little streak and get on his nerves a little.
Here ya go:
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. Zadok001 is your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message Zadok001 (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, he'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}
There. Maybe your nickname can be "Desperate Pimp."