The Official CPA Notables!!

[Duel]

Yeah, like kittens!

"They make good footballs. They release a really satisfying sound when you punt them. You haven't really lived until you've dropkicked a cat...."

 

[Apollo]

DUke! Duel was kidding! Everybody knows this is in good fun! Don't take things so seriously, man.

 

[Namielus]

So Duel when does thing become fun? I've gone through about 10 kittens, when does it become fun?

 

[Duel]

The first kitten is fun. Though it's owner didn't agree. Pity I had to kill her....

 

[Spiderman]

[me] rubs his head, looking reproachfully at PJ[/me]

Easy for YOU to say...

I think the bipping came after the voting. All of this occurred while we were waiting for the awards, remember...

Sorry about the mix-up with the cue cards, Yellowjacket...

 

[Purple_jester]

I guess you're right. She only started bipping you AFTER the voting. Veeerrryyy sneaky.

Off hand, has anyone seen Whimsy lately? I think she may be in hiding. Does anyone know what she's been up to this past week?

 

[Spiderman]

In Homemade Cards forum, under Whimsy's Cards thread (whatever is three pages long), she said she's not going to be on here for a while. Didn't give a reason so your guess is as good as mine

 

[Killer Joe]

C'mon Ally, are there? I can't remember if there was supposed to be (damn aging).

 

[Whimsical]

<saunters back into the Awards area with a grin and starts handing out chocolates and other goodies to everyone> Did I miss anything?

 

[Almindhra]

Ok, I don't have time to write a lot because of my wacky sleeping times the past few days...

"Our next award is for the old fogies of the CPA...The ones who wack your butt with a stick when you're not nice...And the ones who have trouble getting around on their two feet...The CPA Grandma and Grandpa are....."

Yellowjacket stands there itching his belly in suspense...Oh how he wants to be recognized for being old...Weird guy...

Almindhra opens the envelope with the two names..."Yellowjacket and-"...Stares at it again..."Me?"...

FoR comes out with a goody bag for Yellowjacket...Spray on hair, a cane, and Viagra...Almindhra looks in her goody bag...XXL diapers, some big old mechanical bra to hold up her saggies, and some edible undies...

 

[Purple_jester]

Yay! I always wanted a pair of grandparents on the CPA! Grandpa! Can I sit on your lap while you read me bedtime stories? No, wait. Better not. DUke and a couple of other guys will probably get jealous...

Heh. Never thought you'd get the Female Fogie award, Mindy. That's about the last award I thought you'd get. I mean, sure, you'd make a great grumpy old woman with the way you carry yourself sometimes, but... Err... Forget I said that.

I'll just walk over to the corner over there like a bad little girl and eat those giveaway chocolates...

 

[Spiderman]

[me] runs over and gets some yummy chocolates from Whimsy[/me]

Welcome back, Whimsy!

Congrats to Yellowjacket and Almindhra! Funny, I didn't think you were grandparents either but the audience has spoken!

 

[Whimsical]

Congratulations, Grandma and Grandpa!

Nice to see you too, Spidey dahling!

On a sidenote ... I thought the awards would've been finished by now ... but I guess reality put its heavy foot down.

Congrats again!

 

[orangejuice64]

*oj64 runs into the theatre, gasping, clearly out of breath, wearing oven mitts, goggles, and a bathtowel draped around his neck*

Damn, am I late? What'd I miss? And where did all the chocolate come from?!? NAAAR! *oj starts having seizures on the floor, singing "the star spangled banner"*

 

[rkoelsch]

I would thought I was a shoe-in for this award.

* turns to Whimsy and says 'no thank you dear chocolates give me gas'*

I am very happy for you both.

 

[Killer Joe]

I was asking for this award with my nickname, wasn't I? And WHOOOOO, is my Grand partner!? Ally? At a ripe age of 19, I hardly think she's "Old". But hey, when you're a conservative, like she is, well, I just guess you're depicted as an old, never-wanting-to-change, stick-in-the-mud studdabubba (Polish for Grandma).
<YJ steps up to the podium pushing Ally aside, the crowd falls silent and the mic spits out nervous feedback>
<YJ puts in his teeth, clears his throat and speaks...>
"*&%$#@!@!$%&&$@^%&(*(^#@!!!!!!"
<YJ politely wipes his mouth with an old guys hankerchief w/old crusty snots, and puts it back into his moth ball smelling dirty gray pants, and leans over to PJ and Whimsey and whispers...>
"Do fries go with your shakes?"
<Spidey, quickly zaps YJ with webs and swings to his rescue saving him from the two wild Bohemians, but YJ suddenly feels an odd breeze........>
"Hey, my pants have fallen oooooooooff!"

 

[Spiderman]

I gotta pull your fat out of the fire every time...

 

[DÛke]

...on whomever lap you want PJ, trust me, I wouldn't care...heheheheheheheeeee...

...Almindhra, grandma? LOL! Grandma...
I know YellowJacket was to be the Grandpa, but Almindhra, and Grandhma!? LOL...
Nice job Doe...NICE job...

 

[Whimsical]

The humanity of it all!!! <drops the mallet she was about to pound the snot out of YJ with and covers eyes> Someone give the Grandpa a pair of pants!!!

 

[Killer Joe]

<YJ looks at Spidey after that comment and says...>
"Man, that's because we're brudders (sniff)."
<YJ closes his eyes to wipe the tear from his eye only to open them and see a brick wall flying into view (SPLAT!) f a s t>
<Spidey is sittin' on the wall sideways laughing his web-off (AGAIN) at the pracitical joke played on YJ>
<YJ slowly slips down the side of the wall only to be mobbed by folks with pants in their hand>
"Cripe, I've got to stop wearing these SPEEDO type underwear."