Girlfriends?

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FoundationOfRancor

Guest
And I have a girlfriend. Just wait untill a girl strikes your eye (Its somewhat different that just looking at a hot girl) and when this happens, talk to her. Its natural from there.
 
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Hetemti

Guest
Shave
Bathe
Survive puberty
Eat non-sugar-frosted cereals
Don't giggle after hearing the word "booger."
Don't giggle after thinking of the word "booger."
Be supportive, but not soft.
Be strong, but not overbearing.
Grow a chest hair.
Lower your voice.
Have dark hair.
Smell good.
Remember these words: "You look lovely tonight."
Don't show her how you can drink milk through your nose with a straw.
Look at her face when you speak to her.
Don't do that creepy yawn/reach trick in the theatre.
Brush your teeth.
Hide the porn.
Floss.
Put your dirty underwear in the hamper. If you have no hamper, staple them to the ceiling.
Don't say things like "You have a cute cat. I hear cats are good for your health...so I'm up to three a day now."
McDonalds is NOT a viable dinner choice.
Niether is the dumpster behind the McDonalds.
In high school, ALL the girls talk. Think of them as Slivers. Each one's knowledge is shared with all the others. If one hates you, they all do. Beware.

MOST IMPORTANTLY. You will be USED. I see it daily. Females under the age of 23 have not yet learned what their little mind games do to men. Expect to fail. That way, when you do you won't be disappointed.

__________
Signed.
Hetemti, Single Male.
 
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Kavu Titan

Guest
Confidence works for me. That and heavy eloquence. I dunno why, but my GF and most of her friends like males who are good with words and know what they want. Just be proactive is all the advice I can give.

I have no idea why it works, but why tinker with a proven system hmm?
 
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Darsh

Guest
1:Be Confident
2:Ask how she feels about things/ what she is thinking about
3:Be yourself, dont try to fool anyone they will not respect you, just be your normal self thats want she wants.
 
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DÛke

Guest
Those tips are for those who already have gfs...

1- DON'T EVER act jelous

2- DON'T EVER say something to a girl, hey, like FoR said, IT WILL GO ALL AROUND the girls, and if what you said isn't really good/nice, than you're doomed.

3- IF THAT GIRL is popular and YOU'RE NOT, don't act like it. ACT like you don't give a damn about popularity or anything.

4- IF YOU'RE POPLUAR and the girl is NOT, don't act like it, but make her rethink it. Act like you don't care that you're always the center of attention, BUT do act like YOU KNOW THAT you're always the center of attention.

5- IF SHE TALKS to a lot of other guys, OTHER THAN YOU, than you should talk to a lot of girls, OTHER THAN HER. Some girls try to over show their popularity with the opposite sex, the have the "LOOK! I can get any guy I want" attitude, what you do is get some other female relationships, as friends, and show her that you're a stud yourself. If she gets mad, than that means that she's mad because YOU TOO can obtain any girl you want. In this case, break up with the girl. She probably doesn't worth it.

6- IF YOU FEEL like she's gonna dump you, DUMB HER FIRST. Girls like to talk about how they "dumped" a guy because he's a "loser". Well, dump her first. HEY, she was gonna do it anyway.

[Edited by DÛke on September 28th, 2000 at 10:22 PM]
 
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Darsh

Guest
I think you mean "dump" don't you DUke? And make sure she is going to dump you.(that should be obvious)
 
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Zadok001

Guest
Girls are like Slivers? Boy, someone goes to a different school than I; and it shows... This post is _so_ strange for me, considering the school I go to and how people act there... Either you're all nuts, or my school is a tad loopy. (I'm voting for option two.)

Re: Original Question

Go to a bunch of cast parties. :) (Inside joke alert!)

Re: Duke

Yeah, I think 'dump' fits that line better, neh?
 
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Almindhra

Guest
You're 14...You're too young...And at 14 you don't know what the h*ll you're doing...And only girls who are <10 are going to want to go out with you because girls want the older boys who have at least grown to 5'5"...
 
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Namielus

Guest
Actully thing about it, girls are just like silver, mostly hibernating thought (if you know that qoute you know what I mean). And isn't our school prone to have more 2/2s than 1/1s?

Myself I get the heck beaten outta of my by them, I can give almost no good advice. Like showering or bathing are your friends.
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Hetemti's suggestions were kinda funny... (in a good way)

Don't giggle after hearing the word "booger."
<giggle>

Don't giggle after thinking of the word "booger."
<giggles some more>

Grow a chest hair.
"a" <giggle>

Put your dirty underwear in the hamper. If you have no hamper, staple them to the ceiling.
<even more giggles>

McDonalds is NOT a viable dinner choice.
Niether is the dumpster behind the McDonalds.
Now I'm LOL.

:D
 
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Rando

Guest
1 Go to the corner of 5th and Vine around 12am
2 Take cash, preferably 20's
3 Find "Lula". If she is not to be found, ask for "Sandy"
4 Avoid "Big Tim" and "The Vine Ave. 7"
5 Have a Motel paid in advance
6 It's best if you have a car.

what was the question?
 
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Mundungu

Guest
Girls have their puberty earlier than boys.

Girl of 14 hope to hang around guys of 16.. etc etc

Unles you are the lucky one to have your puberty early, I guess you'll have to wait for a couple of years unless you manage to develop a good understanding of woman's way of thinking.

Believe me later on its not about having a GF .. it is about having someone to share with. Having a GOOD gf, and keeping her that is the real thing.

One thing, if you think a girl is interested in you, she probably is. And sadly enough guys are supposed to take the first step, so be confident and go for it.

To fail can hurt your feeling but if you manage to take even a failure with "aplomb" - with good control - you wont loose anything and gain in reputation.

Dont believe the ugly girls are easier to get than the nice looking one. MANY cute girls are without BF or with not a nice guy because the "average" good guys dont dare try.

There is no "I'm sure I have no chance".

Body aspect is less important than you think.

Maturity in your brain and control of the situation is more important than growing a beard. And if a gril believes that the beard is more important then she is not the right kind of girl anyway.

TRY & FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCT
 
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Duel

Guest
Cast party, eh, Zadok? Right. I knew there was a reason I joined Drama.

[Sssshhh! You never found out about that, k? :) --Zadok001]

My suggestion: Be afraid, be very afraid.

GIRLS DO NOT LIKE GUYS WHO ACT LIKE THEY LIKE GIRLS!
this is not always true, but it is generally true. Though many girls will deny it, my suggestion is to go for the "friend" thing and don;t move until they do. That way, if it doesn't work, you're no worse off.
 
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ErinPuff

Guest
I'm a 14-year-old female, and both the guys I like are 16 (neither of them even knows I exist.. well actually they both know I exist.. but one has a girlfriend and I don't know about the other one). However.. I had my first boyfriend last year (8th grade). He's three months younger than me.. (I dumped him after a couple months, but that's beside the point)

Not trying to discourage or encourage, just giving another viewpoint.
 
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