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Hello everybody! This is the start of my detective series. This is #1 of the series. It does not incorporate magic yet, but #2 will have plenty of it.Man do i hate starting threads...
Background: The famous, Wolflock Bones, and his sidekick, Spottson, are both dogs. They have not cracked any mysteries, but they have cracked eggs, and possibly men with egg-shaped heads. In fact, they are amateurs, and this will be their first case, and their second brief case, and their third pair of briefs.
Wolflock: By joves, I’ve got it!
Spottson: What? Did you solve the mystery of the tied shoe?
Wolflock: No, something even better!
Spottson: What then?
Wolflock: I learned how to make an omelet!
Just then, the phone rang
Wolflock: Hello? This is Wolflock, pirate eye. I mean, private eye.
Person: Thank dog I’ve found you!
Wolflock: Do you have a case for me?
Person: Yes, in fact I do! I found your brief case!
Wolflock hangs up
Wolflock: Spottson, do you think we’ll ever get a case?
Spottson: Didn’t you lose yours?
Wolflock: AAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH! You know what I mean!
Spottson: I do? Oh, I mean, I do!
Wolflock: If we don’t get a case, we will run out of money
Spottson: Money? What money? We’re living on our parents’ money!
Just then, they heard a knock on the door
Wolflock: Who is it?
Mystery Man: Orange
Wolflock: Orange who?
Mystery Man: Orange ya gonna open the door?
Wolflock opens the door
Mystery Man: I have a case for you.
Wolflock: Hmmm.
Mystery Man: Yes, I can read your mind, Wolflock. My name is Mystery Man.
Wolflock: Really? I thought the writer just wrote that because I didn’t know your name.
Mystery Man: Well, you knew it all along! HAHAHAHA! Oh, yeah. I have two cases for you.
Mystery Man throws a brief case at Wolflock
Mystery Man: The second case I have is a mystery. I think that even you could crack it!
Wolflock: Oh, goody! A mystery!
Mystery Man: Yes, a mystery. A mystery of the ages, a great mystery that is a greater mystery than all other mysteries combined!
Wolflock: What is it?
Mystery Man: What is my name? If you guess it, then I will give you 2,000 dollars!
Wolflock: I know this! It’s Rumpelstiltskin!
Mystery Man: Nope.
Wolflock: Umm, is it Bob?
Mystery Man: Dang! How did you guess? Ok, here is 2,000 dollars. I also have another mystery for you.
Wolflock: What is it?
Bob: What is 2+2?
Wolflock: That’s simple! It is 4
Spottson: Where did you learn that?
Wolflock: Elementary school, my dear Spottson.
Bob: Why, that is absolutely correct! Here is 2,000 dollars. Now, for one million dollars, what is my last name?
Wolflock: Is it Bobs?
Bob: Is that your final answer?
Wolflock: Yes.
Bob Bobs: Why, that’s absolutely correct! Here is one-million dollars.
Wolflock: That sure was easy.
Bob Bobs: Well, not really. I will take all that back unless you solve a mystery for me.
Wolflock: Sure.
Bob Bobs: You must find my long lost pet, Hammie. He is a yellow demented weasel.
Wolflock: Sure, Bob. Do you have any idea of where he might be?
Bob Bobs: No, of course not. If I did, then why would I be here?
Any suggestions for the next one?
Hoipa
Background: The famous, Wolflock Bones, and his sidekick, Spottson, are both dogs. They have not cracked any mysteries, but they have cracked eggs, and possibly men with egg-shaped heads. In fact, they are amateurs, and this will be their first case, and their second brief case, and their third pair of briefs.
Wolflock: By joves, I’ve got it!
Spottson: What? Did you solve the mystery of the tied shoe?
Wolflock: No, something even better!
Spottson: What then?
Wolflock: I learned how to make an omelet!
Just then, the phone rang
Wolflock: Hello? This is Wolflock, pirate eye. I mean, private eye.
Person: Thank dog I’ve found you!
Wolflock: Do you have a case for me?
Person: Yes, in fact I do! I found your brief case!
Wolflock hangs up
Wolflock: Spottson, do you think we’ll ever get a case?
Spottson: Didn’t you lose yours?
Wolflock: AAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH! You know what I mean!
Spottson: I do? Oh, I mean, I do!
Wolflock: If we don’t get a case, we will run out of money
Spottson: Money? What money? We’re living on our parents’ money!
Just then, they heard a knock on the door
Wolflock: Who is it?
Mystery Man: Orange
Wolflock: Orange who?
Mystery Man: Orange ya gonna open the door?
Wolflock opens the door
Mystery Man: I have a case for you.
Wolflock: Hmmm.
Mystery Man: Yes, I can read your mind, Wolflock. My name is Mystery Man.
Wolflock: Really? I thought the writer just wrote that because I didn’t know your name.
Mystery Man: Well, you knew it all along! HAHAHAHA! Oh, yeah. I have two cases for you.
Mystery Man throws a brief case at Wolflock
Mystery Man: The second case I have is a mystery. I think that even you could crack it!
Wolflock: Oh, goody! A mystery!
Mystery Man: Yes, a mystery. A mystery of the ages, a great mystery that is a greater mystery than all other mysteries combined!
Wolflock: What is it?
Mystery Man: What is my name? If you guess it, then I will give you 2,000 dollars!
Wolflock: I know this! It’s Rumpelstiltskin!
Mystery Man: Nope.
Wolflock: Umm, is it Bob?
Mystery Man: Dang! How did you guess? Ok, here is 2,000 dollars. I also have another mystery for you.
Wolflock: What is it?
Bob: What is 2+2?
Wolflock: That’s simple! It is 4
Spottson: Where did you learn that?
Wolflock: Elementary school, my dear Spottson.
Bob: Why, that is absolutely correct! Here is 2,000 dollars. Now, for one million dollars, what is my last name?
Wolflock: Is it Bobs?
Bob: Is that your final answer?
Wolflock: Yes.
Bob Bobs: Why, that’s absolutely correct! Here is one-million dollars.
Wolflock: That sure was easy.
Bob Bobs: Well, not really. I will take all that back unless you solve a mystery for me.
Wolflock: Sure.
Bob Bobs: You must find my long lost pet, Hammie. He is a yellow demented weasel.
Wolflock: Sure, Bob. Do you have any idea of where he might be?
Bob Bobs: No, of course not. If I did, then why would I be here?
Any suggestions for the next one?
Hoipa