I want a Beeble!
<GUEST: It'll wreck every household appliance you own...
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Oh, yeah. That's right. Fine then! I want a Hyalopterous Lemur! It's so cuuuute! And it flies, too. Imagine all of the cute tricks I can teach it!
Hey, Zadok, are you sure you want a pet that will explode the very next time that you take part in a contact sport? Spore frogs are very protective of their families, of which you as it's caretaker would be an extension. If that ever happens, you can hand-wash or machine-wash your clothes to get rid of the larger frog-ments. However, for the spores, you'll have to take more drastic measures. If you inhale any, it's hormonal component acts as a downer, inhibiting any adrenaline your body might be secreting. In simpler terms, you'll become totally non-aggressive for the better part of an hour. You can shorten the "happy hour" by drinking coffee or tea or anything with a lot of caffeine.