Vending Machines

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Rooser

Guest
I wish the vending machines here would be better about taking beat-up dollar bills. Get crackin', Spidey!
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
I just use a cutting torch on the ones down here.... but only during the night when the night crew are all doing their duties.

Nightstalker Habuki
 
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DeathMaster666

Guest
If you don't want your money send it to me via Paypal.
 
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Notepad

Guest
Good gracious!? They have a soda pop machine here too!? Well, I guess that means I have a new urinal seeing as I already filled Star City's soda pop machine with...um, wait, I'm not supposed to admit I did that...

Sefro likes soda pop machines. Human urine helps keep them warm on cold days and enhances the flavor on hot days. Mmm.
 
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MagicMan

Guest
Does anyone know why my soda is covered with urine? This mustn't be good....
 
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Notepad

Guest
It's not human urine!!!

It's actually lubricated gel flavor enhancer, that helps the can go in the recycling bin. Or something...

...yeah.
 
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