CPA's Unglued II Card List

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Jigglypuff

Guest
The Ultimate Scavenger Hunt
WUBRG
Sorcery
Each player must leave the game in progress and participate in a MAGIC scavenger hunt. Each player must bring a different card to fulfill each of the requirements below. The first player to bring all of the cards to an impartial judge appointed by the caster wins the game. Cards may not be taken from any MAGIC game currently in progress. The cards required are:
- A red card.
- A blue card.
- A card with "Pearl" in the title.
- A card with a mana cost of 1UW.
- A creature with a power of exactly 5.
- A card with Ertai in the artwork.
- A card illustrated by John Avon.
- A card from Unglued.
- A card with a converted mana cost of 5.
- A misprinted card.
- A creature with a toughness of exactly 1.
- A creature with flying.
- A creature with haste.
- A card with a bird in the artwork.
- A card illustrated by Rebecca Guay.
- A card that removes other cards from the game.
- A card that allows you to take an extra turn.
- A card from Homelands.
- A card with the same name as a MAGIC expansion.
- A Thrull.
- An Elf.
- A Dragon.
- A card that targets an attacking creature.
- A sorcery.
- A creature enchantment.
- An instant.
- A creature with a power/toughness of 5/2.
- A Wall.
- A card with "Circle" in the title.
- A card named "Thrull Champion".
- A card with madness.
- A card with threshold.
- A card named Basking Rootwalla.
- A foil card.
- A card with a crease in it.
- A card that has been autographed.
- A card with no flavor text.
- A card with exactly 7 letters in the title.
- A card that is restricted or banned in Type I.
- A card that is restricted or banned in any block format.
- A creature that cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
- A card with the number 5 in the text box.
- A Zombie.
- Another Zombie.
- A third Zombie.
- A card named Wild Mongrel.
- A card that puts an Elephant token into play.
- A card that puts a Cat token into play.
- A card that has an octopus in the artwork.
- A card that has a candle in the artwork.
- A card illustrated by one of the Foglio's.
- A card that has a scroll in the artwork.
- A card that has a sword in the artwork.
- A card that has the word "graveyard" in the text box.
- A card with flashback.
- A card with first strike.
- A card with double strike.
- A card with at least 3 "E's" in the title.
- A card that requires a sacrifice.
- A card with a mana cost of 3UUB.
- A card other than a Forest that produces green mana.

(- Steve -)
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
Squander
2B
Instant

Destroy target permanent. It deals damage equal to its price in dollars (rounded up) to target creature or player.

I spent $225 on that whole deck and all I got in return was -$225.
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
Karaoke Machine
4
Artifact
2, T: Target player must sing all the words to the chorus of a song you choose (You both must be familiar with the song). If he or she cannot, he or she loses 1 life. You may not choose the same song more than once.
This is the song that never ends...
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
Armageddon Watch
2BB
Enchant Player's Wrist
Enchanted player must keep ~this~ face-up on his or her wrist. That player may not change the chosen wrist. If ~this~ falls off the players wrist, sacrifice ~this~ and that player loses the use of the hand associated with the chosen wrist.

(- Steve -)
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Da na na na Zombie Hunter (0)
Creature— Legend 1/3
When [This] enters play, all players must participate in a grave robbing and follow these rules
-don't ask questions
-make sure its a fresh corpse
-plant as many poke'mon cards in the coffin as you want
-don't kiss the corpse
-don't (ew) try anything else with the corpse.

don't try this at home folks! —The crocodile hunter.
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
Candlelight Vigil 2W
Enchantment
When ~this~ comes into play, light X candles. Creatures you control gain +0/+X . Whenever a candle goes out, subtract 1 from X. If you burn down the building, you lose the game.
 
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The Wise Jester

Guest
Bombardment
4RRRR
Socery
All players search for all instant and sorcery spells in their library, reveal them, and remove them from the game. In turn order, starting with target player, each player must put one card remove this way onto the stack. The stack does not resolve until all cards removed this way are on the stack. If one of these spell's casting cost contains an X or Kicker, you may pay mana for the X or Kicker. (You do not pay for any other many costs)
Too bad there's no room for art...
 
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WickedBoy6

Guest
They're Just Imaginary Cards, People - 2
Legendary Artifact
Whenever a card from the CPA's Unglued II cardlist other than "They're Just Imaginary Cards, People" is in play, destroy that card. It can't be regenerated.
Players can't play cards from the CPA's Unglued II cardlist.
That's the harsh reality, though...They're just not real...
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Movie Buff (0)
Creature — Person 0/1
When [this] comes into play, search for a movie and automatically begin to watch it. When the movie is over both players quiz each other on the movie just watched. When one player gets one of the questions incorrect, he loses the game before he can pop the movie back in and watch it over.
Wait! Thats not right... —Idiot Savant
 
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Tabasco

Guest
Tabasco:

Tabasco sauce Bottle
1RRRR
Enchantment

When Tabasco sauce bottle comes in to play, destroy all permenants and remove them from the game.

No other spells may be played while Tabasco sauce bottle is in play.

Each opponent may pay half their life or give Tabasco sauce bottle's owner 1000 bags of nachos to banish Tabasco sauce bottle from ever being played or reprinted again.

If Tabasco sauce bottle is removed from play in this way, Each player whose permanents were removed may put every card in their library into play and go out back and beat the living shnitt out of everybody who was playing that game.

The winner of this brawl may take everyone else's cards and sell them on eBay, and then make a new printing press for Tabasco sauce bottle.



Well good luck putting that on a card, whew!
 
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WickedBoy6

Guest
It's probably have to be in microtext.

Here's an inside joke card.

Triple H - 5WUBRG
Creature - Wrestling Legend
When Triple H comes into play, he "uses backstage politics to win all championship belts" (move all enchantments from all creatures in play and place them on Triple H).
When Triple H attack and is blocked, blocking creature is "not put over" (is destroyed before damage-dealing and cannot regenerate).
If another Wrestling Legend is put into play, it is immediately "buried & forced to wrestle on Sunday Night Heat" (destroyed and cannot regenerate).
"I...am...The Game!" - Triple H
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
Proper Etiquette
2W
Enchantment
All players must play the game with their elbows off of the table. All players must hold their pinky out whenever they are touching their hand of cards or whenever they take a drink. All players must sit up straight with both feet on the floor. If any of these rules are violated, the offending player must leave the game and take a manners class. That player is assumed to do nothing but draw a card on their turn.

(- Steve -)
 
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WickedBoy6

Guest
You might be thinking of:

Miss Demeanor - 3W
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Flying, First Strike
During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
The Easter Beaster
Creature - Beast
1/9
~this~ cannot attack
Tap: Put an easter egg token into play. This counts as an enchantment. At the beginning of your next upkeep, that token becomes a 1/1 green rabbit creature that is no longer an enchantment.
 
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train

Guest
Mrs. Claws
RRGG
Creature - Beast
Pay half your life rounded up: all creatures in play become Elves.
Tap, give your opponent a cookie: gain control of all elves.

"So Christmas is more special than me he says?!!!..."
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Artifact Legend

1: Everyone has to recite the mr. rogers song at least once, if they don't, all creatures, lands, and graveyards are removed from the game entirely. Only prince albert can negate this effect.

Prince Albert
Creature Legend
This creature counts as a prince.
Tap: Negate all effects, spells, and abilities until end of turn. Any player may play this ability. Only usable while Mr. Rogers is in play.

Mr. Rogers
Creature Sick demented person with a TV show.
Counts as a Legend
Cannot be the target of spells or abiltities. If any other Mr. Rogers characters are in play, kill mr. rogers with a pair of scisors and scatter the remains to the four winds while putting four Mr. Rogers tokens into play. These tokens count as 1/1 Artificial persons with a smile, that have the ability Tap: all creatures and players sit down to watch mr. rogers neighborhood.


When somebody looses the remote and am too lazy to change the channel... this is what happens to the collective for a short period
 
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Izaryo

Guest
Mortal Combat II
BBB
sorcery

All players step outside the building and start punching each other like hell. the winner of the fight wins the game.
Sometimes being big helps in a Magic game

HERE YA GO!!!
RW
instant
Counter target stupid combo.
Punch the controller of the combo X times, where X is the combo' total mana cost.
Here's a little something for that Mistform trick!
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
Forum Necromancy
2B
Instant
Forum Necromancy can't be countered.
Return target thread from the graveyard to play.

Kurt "Fat Man" Hahn
3BB
Creature- Legend
Whenever you draw a card, you may windmill-slam it, say "MISE!" at the top of your lungs, or otherwise let the whole room know about your topdeck. If you do, you win the game.
1/7
 
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