N
Nightstalkers
Guest
What is the whole secret to making a good dish??? Love? Patience? Care???
Hmm... Just try making a good crape!!
Hmm... Just try making a good crape!!
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
Ignore the cookin' and get yourself some cereal. Cereal (expecially those disgusting freeze-dried childrens' cereals) is the best food ever, apart from ice cream.
M
Mazzak
Guest
This is why Svenmonkey is a fatso.
The secret to a good meal is correctly combining rice, onions, olive oil, soy sauce, egg, and peas on a hot skillet.
The secret to a good meal is correctly combining rice, onions, olive oil, soy sauce, egg, and peas on a hot skillet.
A
Apollo
Guest
1. Take chicken
2. BBQ
3. Take this chicken, along with onions, cilantro, cheese, dough, and more BBQ sauce
4. Make into pizza.
2. BBQ
3. Take this chicken, along with onions, cilantro, cheese, dough, and more BBQ sauce
4. Make into pizza.
A
Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
1. Take a cow
2. ki.....ah screw it, just take a big bite out of the cow.
2. ki.....ah screw it, just take a big bite out of the cow.
S
Svenmonkey
Guest
I'm actually quite thin for one who eats nothing but cereal, ice cream, and whatever's for dinner. In fact, I probably only have about 2 pounds of body fat, considering I can touch my pinky to my thumb around my wrist...
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Hmm... Mr. Washington liked icecream. and he had wooden teeth
We know how the setup goes but need a good recepie for chicken ala mode.
don't ask...
We know how the setup goes but need a good recepie for chicken ala mode.
don't ask...
Literally speaking, a secret to making a good dish is to follow the directions. After that, take a class so you know how things work and you can start going off and experimenting with recipes.
But humorously, I think it takes time and patience, as it's always easier to get someone else to do it
But humorously, I think it takes time and patience, as it's always easier to get someone else to do it
T
train
Guest
i think you're all missing the obvious one here...
It takes a very skilled WOMAN!!!...
It takes a very skilled WOMAN!!!...
B
Bob
Guest
Quick train! Hide from the gun-toting militant feminists!
E
ErinPuff
Guest
*barges in, toting a gun* You called?
...actually I'm a pacifist feminist. Oh well.
And I can't cook. (I can make toast! ..but sometimes I burn it.)
...actually I'm a pacifist feminist. Oh well.
And I can't cook. (I can make toast! ..but sometimes I burn it.)
B
Bob
Guest
Hmm.. I just noticed that two of the CPA girls live near me. Hehe.
A
Apollo
Guest
Oooh, you lucky bum! I wish I lived near the CPA females... then I could stalk 'em IRL instead of online.
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
Why should women have to cook all of the meals!!!
Some people like to do that too!!!
Luck #@%$^$#*^%@(%^
wow... overload on the senses there people.
QUIT HITTING ME!!!
DROP THAT ANVIL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Drops monitor on Nightstalker*
thats better... now what am I typing??? Oh well, better get another monitor.
Some people like to do that too!!!
Luck #@%$^$#*^%@(%^
wow... overload on the senses there people.
QUIT HITTING ME!!!
DROP THAT ANVIL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Drops monitor on Nightstalker*
thats better... now what am I typing??? Oh well, better get another monitor.
T
train
Guest
*running from the gun-toting militant feminists... as he passes Erinpuff he thanks her for understanding... and tells her her toast is probably better than his macaroni any day... starts off again as the militants close in...*
E
ErinPuff
Guest
I've suddenly become very glad I don't live in Ohio...Originally posted by Apollo
Oooh, you lucky bum! I wish I lived near the CPA females... then I could stalk 'em IRL instead of online.
Z
Zhaneel
Guest
*runs in after train* Damn, forgot the gun. Oh yeah, I'm a pacifist... double damn.
I don't cook, but I probably could if I wanted to. I do make a mean bowl of instant pasta...
I don't cook, but I probably could if I wanted to. I do make a mean bowl of instant pasta...
T
train
Guest
*stops running... hopefully safe in the lingerie section of Neiman Marcus... militant feminists would never come in here he assures himself... he'll just act like he's shopping for his wife...*
When I offer to cook, I usually get mean scowls in my direction...
Any kind of pasta is awesome... unless i made it...
When I offer to cook, I usually get mean scowls in my direction...
Z
Zhaneel
Guest
*starts to follow but is distracted by the chocolate counter*
I also make some pretty decent instant fudge.
I also make some pretty decent instant fudge.
N
Nightstalkers
Guest
*Drops vanilla icing on top of train and the lovely Z*
and vanilla is the easiest to create... just cannot get that milk chocolate stuff to work!!!
*drops vat of warm milk chocolate on trains head.*
@$$%#@#%!!! still cannot get the darned thing to look right../.
and vanilla is the easiest to create... just cannot get that milk chocolate stuff to work!!!
*drops vat of warm milk chocolate on trains head.*
@$$%#@#%!!! still cannot get the darned thing to look right../.