Let me see... last I knew... due to my extensive FBI profile training... Creepy old men interested in Teletubbies were one of 2 things... babysitting the grand-child or a pedophile....
Get 'em boys!
*homeland security agents swarm in and tackle the creepy old man!*
Pokemon usually don't watch TV that often, although they have been known to enjoy watching cartoons that feature themselves and many also enjoy watching football and hockey.
I beseige you, Mr. Man, Creepy
Do not bore and make me sleepy
For your actions make me weepy....
Excuse me.......I must go Pee-Pee.
Just what we need.....a creepy old man. You like the kiddies, do you? I bet you drive a white van with tinted windows and have a 5 o'clock shadow 24/7.
Homeland Security Agents burst into the forum and pin down the Creepy Old Man, all the while cursing at him as they think of their innocent school-aged children.
Puff - now free of the over-whelmingly spooky presence of the creepy old man, runs to the nearest agent thanking him endlessly...